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Originally posted by Nordlys
I hate men (or so I am told).
Don't worry, I'm told the same thing.

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Originally posted by Seitse
If you're a man and you think women are creepy, or you're a woman and think men are creepy... no problem! It's a free world and you can always...

"Go West... Life is peaceful there
Go West... In the open air
Go West... Where the skies are blue
Go West... This is what we're gonna do"

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I am west!?

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Originally posted by mokko
Don't wotty, I'm told the same thing.
Wtf is wotty?

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Originally posted by arrakis
Yuppers, most of my girlfriends are like that. ๐Ÿ˜ต
Women wouldn't have to be like that if men weren't so creepy.

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Wtf is wotty?
Better now?

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Originally posted by mokko
Better now?
๐Ÿ˜€

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Originally posted by arrakis
Yuppers, most of my girlfriends are like that. ๐Ÿ˜ต
I would have bet big money that you were a homosexual... not that there is anything wrng with that, but, I would have sworn you were coming onto me in those PM's you keep sending me.

Edit: By the way, I'm not the least bit interested... though you do have an ass like a 10 year old boy which I find strangely appealing.

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Originally posted by c99ux
Would you prefer it if they were all just plain queer?
Half of them are.

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Originally posted by mokko
Don't wotty, I'm told the same thing.
I don't wotty about attakis.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I don't wotty about attakis.
But the r is so close to the t ๐Ÿ™
I know I shouldn't try to type without my contacts in. But they're all the way upstairs and with so many men creeping around I'm afraid to walk past my window to go up and get them. So in fear of hitting the wrong letter agian I now have my nose almost touching my keyboard.

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Nordlys, why don't you go help her with her contacts. Yeah, go on over. Yeah. Now touch her hair. That's nice. Whisper something sweet into her ear. Oh God. Now take her shirt off. Mmmmm...

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Originally posted by mokko
But the r is so close to the t ๐Ÿ™
I know I shouldn't try to type without my contacts in. But they're all the way upstairs and with so many men creeping around I'm afraid to walk past my window to go up and get them. So in fear of hitting the wrong letter agian I now have my nose almost touching my keyboard.
Instead of thinking of men as creepy. You should think of us as body guards and fe fe fiddlers.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Nordlys, why don't you go help her with her contacts. Yeah, go on over. Yeah. Now touch her hair. That's nice. Whisper something sweet into her ear. Oh God. Now take her shirt off. Mmmmm...
๐Ÿ˜  Bad Darv!
Very creepy.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Instead of thinking of men as creepy. You should think of us as body guards and fe fe fiddlers.
Body guards!? LMAO!
Body guards for what?
And all women are natural born fe fe fiddlers, unlike men who almost never aquire the skill.

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Originally posted by mokko
Body guards!? LMAO!
Body guards for what?
And all women are natural born fe fe fiddlers, unlike men who almost never aquire the skill.
I have a very firm grip and very fast fingers. I'd love to call the operator on your little pink telephone.

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