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Doctors have announced that Michael Jackson has died, he will be melted down to make toys, so the kids can play with him for change.

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Originally posted by cadwah
Doctors have announced that Michael Jackson has died, he will be melted down to make toys, so the kids can play with him for change.
that might make it as the first decent jacko-death joke to hit the web. log the time, someone.

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Sad.. im only 16 and Ive only seen the freaky side of Michael Jackson

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Who's taking bets on what caused the 'heart attack'. My money's on it the usual celebrity drug overdose - pain killers and cocaine.
Apparently he was at a childrens party and someone asked him to blow Bubbles. The effort was too much.

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Originally posted by The Crusader
Sad.. im only 16 and Ive only seen the freaky side of Michael Jackson
OH NO,,, He got you too!!! The number of little boys is endless

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Originally posted by epic0002
OH NO,,, He got you too!!! The number of little boys is endless
i shouldn't be laughing at that......a person did just die you know.





and there's another one


wait 3 seconds


another one.





they're dropping like flies here people 😲

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relax, everyone. i just saw Jacko in a 7-11.

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Originally posted by Rajk999
Of the 130,000 people that die every day on the planet, I would rank him at the bottom in moral values.
At least you're not a hypocrite.

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I wonder if he'll come back as one of the "thriller" zombies?

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"it doesn't matter if you're black or white."

It does - white has the first move and is considerd quite an
advantage at chess.

OK he could sing and dance a bit but he was no chess player.

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Michael Jackson:

entertainment value 8/10

singing ability 3/10

Songs he used 1/10

Influence 0/10

Teenyboppers loved him 😲

ps. was he ever PROVED to be guilty of noncing - I think not.

pps. I can't think of one song of his that I liked.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Michael Jackson:

entertainment value 8/10

singing ability 3/10

Songs he used 1/10

Influence 0/10

Teenyboppers loved him 😲

ps. was he ever PROVED to be guilty of noncing - I think not.

pps. I can't think of one song of his that I liked.
A life in 3 parts:
1: With the Jackson 5 doing great Motown songs.
2: The Quincy Jones albums including Thriller.
3: The freak show.
A sad end to a difficult life. In time, people will look back and remember the songs and hopefully forget the rest, a bit like the Elvis story?

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So who's the new King of Pop?

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Originally posted by Natsia
I wonder if he'll come back as one of the "thriller" zombies?
'Thriller' zombie = Zille

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Originally posted by eamon o
A life in 3 parts:
1: With the Jackson 5 doing great Motown songs.
2: The Quincy Jones albums including Thriller.
3: The freak show.
A sad end to a difficult life. In time, people will look back and remember the songs and hopefully forget the rest, a bit like the Elvis story?
A bit like the Elvis story? more like the Gary Glitter story.

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