@the-gravedigger saidThis is why ~ since I was 49 years old, anyway ~ I have always avoided living in single-room bedsits.
Very smart, its like an atomic bomb going orf so always stand in another room.
@the-gravedigger saidNo, that will simply bring a SWAT team around.
Try saying something subversive in your kitchen.
@the-gravedigger saidI make and eat my toast in a different room.
My toaster reported me to the cops for watching fruity videos.
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24 Dec 23
@great-big-stees saidIs there a way I can unread that?
Well before microwaves we had a budgie and one day I noted that it wasn’t in it’s cage. When I asked my mum where it was she gasped saying, “Oh my God”. Apparently my mum, an amateur veterinarian, had decided that it was in need of some whisky as it it appeared to have had a “cold”. When that didn’t seem to accomplish her goal of helping the bird she thought, maybe if ...[text shortened]... budgie.😲😁 True story. We didn’t eat it. Buried it, with full honours, in our back yard pet cemetery.
@the-gravedigger saidI got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just collecting dust. And anyway, vacuum cleaners suck.
My toaster reported me to the cops for watching fruity videos.
My vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on me for years.
24 Dec 23
@ghost-of-a-duke saidFor 1200 pounds, I will perform a lobotomy on you. You'll never know you read that. Just as soon as I find the rake in this dank, dark shed.
Is there a way I can unread that?
@the-gravedigger saidOnce all of the mourners have left do you ever wipe the soil away and have a little knock on the lid? Just to make sure that there really is no one at home? I’d have to do that I think.
Let me know if you require my services.