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Originally posted by MrHand
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1) Most arguments are dominated by he who shouts loudest.
2) All people, at some point, have their rational side overcome by their emotional side. In general, most people have a low threshold for this which is evident in the phenomenon that you have asked about. Further, "mob posting" exacerbates this phenomenon.

Q: Chocolate or vanilla?
A. Vanilla bean vanilla, sans gum residue and synthetic chemicals.


Q. Why do so many, otherwise intelligent, people become so easily threatened?

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A. trick question, intelligent people don't feel threatened easily.

Q. whats your f****** problem mate, did you spill my f****** pint, are you looking at my f******* bird.

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
A. trick question, intelligent people don't feel threatened easily.

Q. whats your f****** problem mate, did you spill my f****** pint, are you looking at my f******* bird.
All best wishes, Stellspalfie, with your house moving and your wife's imminent delivery.

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sorry, that message is an old one from october last year. house moved, baby born, cigar smoked, sleepless nights ahoy. job done.

thanks for the kind wishes.

ill update my holiday thingy.

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
A. trick question, intelligent people don't feel threatened easily.

Q. whats your f****** problem mate, did you spill my f****** pint, are you looking at my f******* bird.
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Originally posted by stellspalfie
A. trick question, intelligent people don't feel threatened easily.

Q. whats your f****** problem mate, did you spill my f****** pint, are you looking at my f******* bird.
A: No problem. Didn't spill your pint, but I'd be happy to buy you one. What'll it be? Wasn't looking at your bird.

Q: How much do I hope Porto wins today?

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Originally posted by MrHand
A: No problem. Didn't spill your pint, but I'd be happy to buy you one. What'll it be? Wasn't looking at your bird.

Q: How much do I hope Porto wins today?
A. 6
Q. What's Porto?

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Originally posted by GBS
A. 6
Q. What's Porto?
A. A football (soccer) club

Q. Should professional athletes make more money than teachers?

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
A. A football (soccer) club

Q. Should professional athletes make more money than teachers?
A. Yes
Q. How hard is it to be a teacher?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A. Yes
Q. How hard is it to be a teacher?
A: It is very hard to be a good teacher.
Q: How ludicrous is it that public money is used for professional sports stadiums in the US?

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Originally posted by MrHand
A: It is very hard to be a good teacher.
Q: How ludicrous is it that public money is used for professional sports stadiums in the US?
A. Pretty
Q. When is the right time to end a relationship?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A. Pretty
Q. When is the right time to end a relationship?
A. Before it begins (if you're with the wrong person). Otherwise, be patient. With intimacy things often worsen before getting better.



Q. What's the huge event of 2009 that nobody sees coming?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
A. Before it begins (if you're with the wrong person). Otherwise, be patient. With intimacy things often worsen before getting better.



Q. What's the huge event of 2009 that nobody sees coming?
A. Celine Dion (by proxy) will own the Montreal Candiens.
Q. When will "The Leafs" win their next Stanley Cup?





Do you see a theme here?

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a. never, my dead dad said that if i build an ice hocky stadium in my corn field they will come. so your gonna have to come to york, england to watch them play.

q. why dont we bring back george bush, i kinda miss the funny little guy.

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Originally posted by stellspalfie
a. never, my dead dad said that if i build an ice hocky stadium in my corn field they will come. so your gonna have to come to york, england to watch them play.

q. why dont we bring back george bush, i kinda miss the funny little guy.
A. If I'm not mistaken he will be back (sort of). HBO is trying to get him to do a comedy special...well it's actually more a history of his two terms as President but hey it's the same thing eh?
Q. Why do people do the "things" they do to other people?

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