Mortgage approval

Originally posted by Palynka
Which bank? I got mine with Natwest and they were great until the approval and the signing of the contract. Then it took them forever to complete the process with the solicitor and it almost fell through because the seller started to get fidgety.

All the banks are like that. When it comes to the sale section they are all over you since it generally contributes to the bonus that the staff receive, particularly life insurances, payment protection and income protection policies. Once they get you signed up it generally gets outsourced to another department within the bank structure. Basically, it gets farmed out a gaggle of mongs who the bank deemed, at interview stage, unsuitable for dealing with the general public. Given some of the mongs that are employed by branches this fact should cause any mortgage applicant a few sleepness nights.

On the bright side they do tend to get their in the end and I don't think Huck is the type of man to panic.

Originally posted by demonseed
All the banks are like that. When it comes to the sale section they are all over you since it generally contributes to the bonus that the staff receive, particularly life insurances, payment protection and income protection policies. Once they get you signed up it generally gets outsourced to another department within the bank structure. Basically, it gets ...[text shortened]... t side they do tend to get their in the end and I don't think Huck is the type of man to panic.

AAAARRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!😠😲😠😲


As long as the roof stays on, i don't care. I saw a roof covered with solar panels and thought "I want me one of them one day"...i'm going to look into it.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
AAAARRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!😠😲😠😲


As long as the roof stays on, i don't care. I saw a roof covered with solar panels and thought "I want me one of them one day"...i'm going to look into it.

Sorry mate, they do get you there in the end so don't worry. Might be easier in the South, I really don't know, but the conveyancing was really awkward when I was buying a house. We had other problems, though, like one of walls was a support wall and the sellers had knocked through it. When they came to do the survey the guy said "how is this place still standing, I'm gonna take a photo: it's defying physics."

So maybe I just got a rough passage and you won't have half the crap to put with.

Originally posted by demonseed
Sorry mate, they do get you there in the end so don't worry. Might be easier in the South, I really don't know, but the conveyancing was really awkward when I was buying a house. We had other problems, though, like one of walls was a support wall and the sellers had knocked through it. When they came to do the survey the guy said "how is this place still s ...[text shortened]... cs."

So maybe I just got a rough passage and you won't have half the crap to put with.

The AAARRRGGHHH was for comedic reasons. I think we'll be somewhere before the autumn, that's for sure. We're keen to buy and happy to pay. As long as we get a bit of a garden, three bedrooms, and a decent school nearbye.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
The AAARRRGGHHH was for comedic reasons. I think we'll be somewhere before the autumn, that's for sure. We're keen to buy and happy to pay. As long as we get a bit of a garden, three bedrooms, and a decent school nearbye.

Nice one, congrats.

Originally posted by demonseed
Nice one, congrats.

And the invite is open for you, trev, and Cads.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
And the invite is open for you, trev, and Cads.

What am I.....chopped liver?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
What am I.....chopped liver?

Cads, Trev, and Demon crashed at my gaff when i stayed out in Tallaght, they're tried and tested mate....Incidentally...where did the photos go from the meets? I was trying to show them to GBS and couldn't find them.

Originally posted by demonseed
Sorry mate, they do get you there in the end so don't worry. Might be easier in the South, I really don't know, but the conveyancing was really awkward when I was buying a house. We had other problems, though, like one of walls was a support wall and the sellers had knocked through it. When they came to do the survey the guy said "how is this place still s ...[text shortened]... cs."

So maybe I just got a rough passage and you won't have half the crap to put with.

if the mongs weren't keeping their inboxes at maximum capacity, management would be sure to notice there were too many mongs.