Well here's mine: I had an "accident" (a solid accident) while at infants' school after failing to make it to the toilet on time.
Somehow I thought I could get away without mentioning it or trying to clean myself up.
My plan was going well until a teacher spotted me standing in a corner of the playground at break and suggested I have a running race with a girl who was also doing nothing.
Originally posted by dottewellOf course, it's a lie.
You're right. That's much wore than mine...
But here's a real one:
I was beat up by a girl when I was in Grade 2. She twisted my arm a la professional wrestling in front of the entire class and I began bawling.
Also, the year before, I wet myself on class picture day. 🙁