Mr. & Mrs. Nobody (a playful metaphor)

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"Hello! I am here to help you. Please either say clearly what you would like us to do or use your touch tone to select one of the following from our options."

"I'd like to pay my bill please."

"Okay. I hear that you would like to spay your will feast."

"Yes, that's exactly why I called."

"Good. We can help you. Just say or enter yo ...[text shortened]... while you wait. The estimated wait is only 53 hours and 14 minutes."

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Fran patiently waited on the line, knowing that she really was an important call. Finally after 30 seconds and the first four lines of "You are my Sunshine" by Roy Rogars and Dale Evans, she hung up the phone. She turned to Mike and said, "OK look I say we just try for Paris Hilton and Ozzie Ozborne." Mike shook his head and said, "I'll go start the Vespa. Meet me outside in 5".

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
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Fran patiently waited on the line, knowing that she really was an important call. Finally after 30 seconds and the first four lines of "You are my Sunshine" by Roy Rogars and Dale Evans, she hung up the phone. She turned to Mike and said, "OK look I say we just try for Paris Hilton and Ozzie Ozborne." Mike shook his head and said, "I'll go start the Vespa. Meet me outside in 5".

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When Fran got to the vespa mike had already attached the sidecar, 'expecting company?' said fran, 'Ive just located Paris on Twitter she's only working a couple of miles away we can pick her up and head straight to Ozzies house'. When they got to 'miguel's massage parlour' Paris was not keen to leave as she still had two hours left of her shift, Fran assured her they would make up any shortfall in her wages, to which Paris replied 'wages?'. Fran finally managed to bundle Paris into the sidecar, at which point Mike announced that there was no need to rush round to Ozzies as according to his twitter account he was under house arrest due to 'behaviour unbefitting an adult'. Fortunately visitors were allowed, but only after they had signed the personal injury disclaimer 'sharon' had drawn up.

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When Fran got to the vespa mike had already attached the sidecar, 'expecting company?' said fran, 'Ive just located Paris on Twitter she's only working a couple of miles away we can pick her up and head straight to Ozzies house'. When they got to 'miguel's massage parlour' Paris was not keen to leave as she still had two hours left of her s ...[text shortened]... t only after they had signed the personal injury disclaimer 'sharon' had drawn up.

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The negotiations were, to say the least, frenetic with Ozzie yelling at Sharon, "Sharon where's me f*@#ing Visa card?". Fran looked at Mike with the "What are we doing" look in her eyes. Mike said, Fear not Fran he's the least of our worries it's Paris we have to concern ourselves with". Paris was still in the parlour with Jack trying to explain to him that she had no choice in naming herself Paris but had once thought of changing it to Budapest in honour of one of her grandad's wives.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
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The negotiations were, to say the least, frenetic with Ozzie yelling at Sharon, "Sharon where's me f*@#ing Visa card?". Fran looked at Mike with the "What are we doing" look in her eyes. Mike said, Fear not Fran he's the least of our worries it's Paris we have to concern ourselves with". Paris was still in the parlour with Jack trying to ...[text shortened]... ut had once thought of changing it to Budapest in honour of one of her grandad's wives.

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It's been enjoyable following the twists and turns, the sunshine and shadows in the colorful and interesting lives of the citizens

of Somewhere, USA. Thank you and, wherever she may be, to Mrs. Calabash and Jimmy D, Be safe. Stay well. Good Night...



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