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Murder on the gym floor

Murder on the gym floor

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Dude...

Any lips on my ass should be encouraged, not deterred.
That's illeagal in most countries unless you're in the adult film industry or you're royalty, or both.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Oh. So you think you know what embarrassment is, do you? Well Sonny boy, you really don’t know shame, like I know shame!
I am slightly prone to embarrassing situations. It’s like I’m a shame-magnet of sorts. But nothing in this dear, sweet, precious world prepared me for what I just had to go through.

I was at the gym where I do my cardio-fat burning- ...[text shortened]... d my shoulders and said: “A little late…I know.”

Then I scurried off and hid in the showers.
Soo, in other words, you were having a good time before being rudely violated by a treadmill? Tough life you got there shav, it's like life is working against you or something.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
That's illeagal in most countries unless you're in the adult film industry or you're royalty, or both.
Psh. Nobody cares about people kissing the flesh of another's buttocks, as long as it's done in a private location. Sure, there'd be a problem if people suddenly started dropping their pants in the middle of a mall to get their asses kissed, but if it's done discreetly then it might even be a good thing.

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You should have asked her to dinner on the spot. I've crunched the numbers and being rejected after painful public humiliation equates to a roughly 2% increase in embarassment. That my friend is worth the risk.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
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