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Neighborhood feud spirals out of control.

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
You could always call the DEA and tell them through "an anonymous tip" that your neighbor is growing mass amounts of pot in his backyard.

Of course, the hardest part for you will be planting all those damn pot plants in his yard, before the DEA shows up...
Why go to all that effort?

Just pop a copy of the Koran through the letterbox and tell somebody that he's a terrorist. He's guaranteed not to be seen for another 3-4 years. Problem solved.

This assumes that u live in a country that has the nation trembling with fear enough to give up any semblance of human rights.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Last night I caught my neighbor, a complete bastard who continues to shovel his dogs sh@t into my yard on a regular basis, letting the air out of my truck tires. While out on his evening stroll with his smelly flea infested rat faced dog he stopped by my truck and went from tire to tire letting the air out. I didn't nut out on him last night as I d ...[text shortened]... good natured and friendly joking around, but, I foresee continued escalation... Any suggestions?
Hang on. You saw your neighbour let down your truck tyres and you <i>didn't go out there and deal with it there and then</i>? You have a communication problem.

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it would be entertaining to learn how all this got started...


EDIT: oh yeah, and you could write to the local chapter of the Hell's Angels telling them they are homo pussies, and that you intend to mow them off the road in your <insert neighbour's car model> next time you see them - and give your neighbour's as the return address...


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Originally posted by dfm65
it would be entertaining to learn how all this got started...


are you sure?????

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Originally posted by dfm65
it would be entertaining to learn how all this got started...


Probably with a barbeque that got out of hand. 😛

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Get your hands on some butanoic acid (C4H8O2) and sprinkle it in inaccessible places... preferably in his house, but a few sprinkles through the letterbox, into his car etc should help. The beautiful thing:
a) it smells terribly... seriously, it's a pain in the a$$ to work with during chemistry lessons.
b) it hardly matters what kind of surface you put it on: If you get it on carpet, they will hardly be able to get rid of the smell without replacing the carpet (and they won't know what it is). If you sprinkle it on linoleum, wood floors or anything similar, the damage caused by corrosion will be so bad they'll probably have to get rid of it too.
Three cheers for chemistry 😀

Angie 😉

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Adding to the taking a dump in his toilet tank, another tactic is after going over to 'burn the hatchet' is to instead pour some gelatine into his toilet... the stuff which is like kiddies jelly, only colorless.

If you hit the jackpot, next time he goes to that toilet, it will be for a dump... 😏

Even better would be if you could actually get some laxative into his drink too, that would make sure of it, especially as he'll be so desperate to get to the toilet, he wont notice if it has set less than perfect.

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Originally posted by ivangrice
Hang on. You saw your neighbour let down your truck tyres and you <i>didn't go out there and deal with it there and then</i>? You have a communication problem.
I was in my boxers at the time and ready to snuggle into bed with my wife... I had other priorities. Please understand, such erratic behavior from my neighbor is so commonplace that it almost doesn't phase me anymore. In this case, I was shocked that he'd slowly and deliberately go from tire to tire as if their were no consequences for his actions. Confrontation would probaly have ended badly at that point. I say sleep on it and let him have it at a later date.

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Originally posted by dfm65
it would be entertaining to learn how all this got started...


EDIT: oh yeah, and you could write to the local chapter of the Hell's Angels telling them they are homo pussies, and that you intend to mow them off the road in your <insert neighbour's car model> next time you see them - and give your neighbour's as the return address...


Its mostly my fault... I didn't realize what an enormous @$$ he was until after I'd moved in.

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2 words

anarchist cookbook

page through that some lovely ideas.... they have a whole section on dealing with neighbors

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Originally posted by dfm65
it would be entertaining to learn how all this got started...


EDIT: oh yeah, and you could write to the local chapter of the Hell's Angels telling them they are homo pussies, and that you intend to mow them off the road in your <insert neighbour's car model> next time you see them - and give your neighbour's as the return address...


...but not as entertaining as finding out how it's going to finish...

along the lines of the dump in the toilet tank, there are two chemical that have the properties that when both of them are placed in water at the same time they...well, react...

when one is placed in water-nothing. when the other is placed in water-nothing. it is only when both are in water at the same time that the fun starts...

so you place one chemical in the toilet bowl, and the other in the tank. and when your dearest neighbour flushes...

also, if anyone has any ideas what these chemicals might be could you tell me? thanks...🙂

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Originally posted by genius
...but not as entertaining as finding out how it's going to finish...

along the lines of the dump in the toilet tank, there are two chemical that have the properties that when both of them are placed in water at the same time they...well, react...

when one is placed in water-nothing. when the other is placed in water-nothing. it is only when both are i ...[text shortened]... ..

also, if anyone has any ideas what these chemicals might be could you tell me? thanks...🙂
one is nitro and the other is glycerin😲

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Originally posted by dfm65
one is nitro and the other is glycerin😲
no idea. i can but try though...

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Originally posted by genius
...but not as entertaining as finding out how it's going to finish...

along the lines of the dump in the toilet tank, there are two chemical that have the properties that when both of them are placed in water at the same time they...well, react...

when one is placed in water-nothing. when the other is placed in water-nothing. it is only when both are i ...[text shortened]... ..

also, if anyone has any ideas what these chemicals might be could you tell me? thanks...🙂
Any strong acid and alkaline would have the said effect. Eg, Conc. HCl and Conc. NaOH. Fizz.

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