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@lemondrop said
ignorant
You need a sense of humour. As do the rest of you.

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A knot is not not a knot, but not a not. A not is not not not a knot, but is a not.

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partly cloudy is partly sunny

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The word "till" is NOT an abbreviation of "until" even though they have the same meaning.

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A red herring is neither.

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Restaurant gives you the check, it's actually a bill.

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Contrary to the thoughts of market traders carrots do not possess anything.

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@wolfgang59 said
Take it to the oxymoron thread Spanky!
Oh for crying out loud. Did I oxe-up that moron or what? My bad.

How about:

Toadstools are not chairs for amphibians.

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@great-big-stees said
Frost doesn’t bite.
I'm sure if you'd asked him nicely while he was alive, David could've accomodated you.

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@handyandy said
A fisher cat is not a cat.
Neither is a catfish. It is a fish, but it doesn't purr, either. Nor does a dogfish bark.

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@hakima said
When I was a child of twelve
Someone informed me
That there was no
Cure for the
Common cold...

And I thought
“Oh sh*!
This is how
The world will
End.

It was the first
Time
That I heard
The word “sh*”
Inside my own
Head.
Free verse isn't verse... it's badly punctuated prose.

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@petewxyz said
A knot is not a not.
An un-knot, though, is, surprisingly enough.

If you want to make a name for yourself in a scantily explored field of maths, try knot theory. It's beyond me, but it does have a lot of open questions.

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@shallow-blue said
If you want to make a name for yourself , try knot theory.
I'm afraid not.

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They wanted my brain for scientific study after I've passed. I told them NO!!

-VR

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peacocks do not lay eggs

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