OMG!!!

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23 Jan 07

clive59

Joined: 29 Nov 04
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23 Jan 07

Originally posted by arrakis
I just looked in the mirror and saw nose hairs!!! NOSE HAIRS!!! 😲

How the hell did that happen!? I'm too young to have NOSE HAIRS!!! 😠

*snipping away*
*snip-snip-snip*

Phew! That was really scary! Anyone else ever had the nose hair boogyman sneak up on you!?

wait for the ear hairs. that'll really bum you out. trust me.

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Arrakis

Joined: 01 May 04
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23 Jan 07

Originally posted by reader1107
What a relief!! Here I was worried about a poor girl like you with a man's voice getting a date to the prom! Of course, times have changed since I graduated in '75 -- girls don't need a date, and they don't need to wait for a guy to ask them. So you're safe either way. Now I have to go see if I can find something slinky for Icy to wear.

Make him give you a credit card # first. He might decide to keep it!

HandyAndy

Read a book!

Joined: 23 Sep 06
Moves: 18677

23 Jan 07

Originally posted by arrakis
My friends are all on-line. They can't see in my ears either. 😕

The next time you're at the police station, ask them to do a profile mugshot... then post it online. We'll check it out for you. 😉

reader1107

petting the cat

On Clique Beach

Joined: 23 Dec 05
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23 Jan 07

Originally posted by arrakis
Make him give you a credit card # first. He might decide to keep it!

Oh, yeah. I hadn't thought of that. And of course I go out so often that I may need it back right away. I also need to know if he wants the red one with the sequins or the black silk one.

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Arrakis

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23 Jan 07

Originally posted by clive59
wait for the ear hairs. that'll really bum you out. trust me.

WHAT THE... What's this stuff in my ear!?? 😲
*shivering*

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Arrakis

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23 Jan 07

Originally posted by reader1107
Oh, yeah. I hadn't thought of that. And of course I go out so often that I may need it back right away. I also need to know if he wants the red one with the sequins or the black silk one.

We'd like the black silk one.
Oops...

reader1107

petting the cat

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23 Jan 07

Originally posted by HandyAndy
The next time you're at the police station, ask them to do a profile mugshot... then post it online. We'll check it out for you. 😉

See, this is what I like about rhp: the helpful, community sort of atmosphere. No problem is too big to solve. 😉

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Arrakis

Joined: 01 May 04
Moves: 64653

23 Jan 07

Originally posted by clive59
wait for the ear hairs. that'll really bum you out. trust me.

Ummm... How does one go about getting rid of ear hair? 😕

clive59

Joined: 29 Nov 04
Moves: 63086

23 Jan 07

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Originally posted by arrakis
Ummm... How does one go about getting rid of ear hair? 😕

my better half pulls them out with tweezers. ouch.

edit: one at a time.

reader1107

petting the cat

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23 Jan 07

Originally posted by arrakis
Ummm... How does one go about getting rid of ear hair? 😕

OK -- what NOT to do. Do not think of ear hair as something that can be used for a comb-over. Do not think people will mistake it for wandering sideburns. Do not attempt to remove with a blowtorch. Do not braid them and put little beads at the end. Do not tie little Christmas ornaments to them. Do not add mustache wax to them and have them stick straight out. Do not pull a Van Gogh.

You might consider cuticle scissors, but you might need a friend to help.

cmsMaster

Joined: 02 Feb 06
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23 Jan 07

What the hell is going on? I swear I saw this exact same thread about a month ago...

reader1107

petting the cat

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23 Jan 07

Originally posted by cmsMaster
What the hell is going on? I swear I saw this exact same thread about a month ago...

So how did it end? Did I get my dresses back? Who looks better in the black silk one -- Arrakis or Icy? Are you the one who borrowed the red dress?

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Arrakis

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23 Jan 07

Originally posted by reader1107
OK -- what NOT to do. Do not think of ear hair as something that can be used for a comb-over. Do not think people will mistake it for wandering sideburns. Do not attempt to remove with a blowtorch. Do not braid them and put little beads at the end. Do not tie little Christmas ornaments to them. Do not add mustache wax to them and have them stick str ...[text shortened]... ot pull a Van Gogh.

You might consider cuticle scissors, but you might need a friend to help.

I have no friends... 🙁
They were all too much hassle so I dumped them. 😵

Hey! You're a girl... how about that junk you buy to put on your legs to remove hair!? I think they call it "Nair"? Wouldn't THAT work?
Be cheaper than getting another girlfriend. *sigh*

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Arrakis

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23 Jan 07

Originally posted by cmsMaster
What the hell is going on? I swear I saw this exact same thread about a month ago...

Your mind must be able to transverse the time barrier. You saw into the future, dude.

Ice Cold

Joined: 30 Aug 06
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23 Jan 07

Originally posted by arrakis
I have no friends... 🙁
They were all too much hassle so I dumped them. 😵

Hey! You're a girl... how about that junk you buy to put on your legs to remove hair!? I think they call it "Nair"? Wouldn't THAT work?
Be cheaper than getting another girlfriend. *sigh*

Norelco or Gillette or someone makes a trimmer for nose and ear hair. My buddy has one it works great.
I buzz my hair off once a week or more, so I just catch the outterbound hairs of my nose and ears at the same time. 😕