OMG!!!

Originally posted by reader1107
There should be a warning sign for which posts not to read right after eating lunch -- maybe a spoon with the red circle and line through it.

Are you a dustmitophobe?

Originally posted by arrakis
I just looked in the mirror and saw nose hairs!!! NOSE HAIRS!!! 😲

How the hell did that happen!? I'm too young to have NOSE HAIRS!!! 😠

*snipping away*
*snip-snip-snip*

Phew! That was really scary! Anyone else ever had the nose hair boogyman sneak up on you!?

It gets worse .. one day you'll look in the mirror and see your Father looking back.
The hair thing is a minor problem, what happens is that at a certain age your hair reverses it's growth pattern and starts to grow inward.
Same age as where your peepee don't work so good no more.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Are you a dustmitophobe?

I'm prejudiced against anything that has more than four legs. But hey! It's my only character defect, so it's OK.

Originally posted by reader1107
I'm prejudiced against anything that has more than four legs. But hey! It's my only character defect, so it's OK.

Does your cat always sit on top of your monitor?

Originally posted by arrakis
I just looked in the mirror and saw nose hairs!!! NOSE HAIRS!!! 😲

How the hell did that happen!? I'm too young to have NOSE HAIRS!!! 😠

*snipping away*
*snip-snip-snip*

Phew! That was really scary! Anyone else ever had the nose hair boogyman sneak up on you!?

I preferred you when you didn't used to start so many silly threads............

Originally posted by Woodgie
Does your cat always sit on top of your monitor?

Does anyone realize how many millions of mites and bugs live on their pet cat? You know, the one that rubs it's furry face against yours! 😳

Originally posted by Ravello
I preferred you when you didn't used to start so many silly threads............

Ok, I'll revert back to my old, mean, serious self again. Just for you, my friend. 😵 😕 🙁 😠

Edit: I'm ba-ack.

Originally posted by arrakis
Ok, I'll revert back to my old, mean, serious self again. Just for you, my friend. 😵 😕 🙁 😠

Oh, I thought you had already done so.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Oh, I thought you had already done so.

I'll never be as good as you, my dear.
Cheers

Originally posted by Woodgie
Does your cat always sit on top of your monitor?

That's her favorite spot! When she's facing forward, it's OK. It's when she turns around and hangs her tail down the middle of the screen that I have a problem. 🙂

Originally posted by reader1107
That's her favorite spot! When she's facing forward, it's OK. It's when she turns around and hangs her tail down the middle of the screen that I have a problem. 🙂

I can imagine - chess pieces all over the place, falling out of the screen... 🙂

Originally posted by Nordlys
I can imagine - chess pieces all over the place, falling out of the screen... 🙂

And she keeps taking my queen, which wouldn't be so bad except that she's just one of many to do so. 😞

Originally posted by reader1107
That's her favorite spot! When she's facing forward, it's OK. It's when she turns around and hangs her tail down the middle of the screen that I have a problem. 🙂

Now the sinister side, just below her chest about one and a half inches away is a voltage strong enough to attract all her tiny electrons that make up her cells into one spot.
That is not good, also all the dust and hair will fall down into the monitor and once enough has built up will start to smolder and eventually burn.

I am the god of hell fire and I leave you to burn…fireeeeee…

Nice kitty though.
😉

Originally posted by Woodgie
Now the sinister side, just below her chest about one and a half inches away is a voltage strong enough to attract all her tiny electrons that make up her cells into one spot.
That is not good, also all the dust and hair will fall down into the monitor and once enough has built up will start to smolder and eventually burn.

I am the god of hell fire and I leave you to burn…fireeeeee…

Nice kitty though.
😉

Aren't you ever the cheerful one! Yeah -- when I opened up my computer to upgrade the RAM, I also had a bit of cat hair in there.



edit: Thanks. She is! 😉

Originally posted by Nordlys
I can imagine - chess pieces all over the place, falling out of the screen... 🙂

Hey Ravello! Did you think this post was "silly"?
I thought it was creative and funny!