Originally posted by reinfeldFor the record, I did not win my wife's love by lying to her, nor will I ever need to lie in order to retain it. You may hurl your gratuitous insults at me to your heart's content with impunity, but know this, you would not have the guts to call my wife a coward if you were standing in front of me. You don't know either of us, so you are hardly qualified to comment authoritatively on us or our relationship. I would say I hope you will someday be able to share some of your life with a partner as wonderful as mine is, but you have given me strong reason to doubt that you have the moral integrity to handle that level of bliss.
so your wife puts up with your lying because she is too cowardly to call you out on it ? liar and coward equal a muppyman marriage ? this is great. i told you all lying would get you women.
22 Jan 09
Originally posted by NordlysWhatever they serve it with...it's delicious!
Great name for a restaurant... I imagine they serve pizza with paper, soap, clay and the likes.
More opinions:
*pawnhandler is right in wanting to be humble rather than me. My awesomeness can be a burden. If it weren't for my humility, it would be unbearable.
*John Carpenter's version of The Thing is the best sci-fi movie of all time.
*The Philadelphia Eagles will never win a Super Bowl with Andy Reid as their head coach (I think this is a fact; but because my awesomeness does not include the ability to see into the future ala Nostradamus (yet), I'll have to categorize it as opinion).
*Calvin and Hobbes was the greatest comic strip ever.
*Late night>>>>early morning.
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby* IMO an all time biggee one is to know your role; set your goals realistically; be prepared/willing to pay the toll; and know your limitations.
Opinions Welcome
Couple of mine at the moment...
* Street language communicates effectively if seasoned with humor and/or restraint.
* Blueberries, cranberries, pomegranate juice and garlic contribute to a healthful diet.
* No such thing as a double standard... only one, even if it seems unevenly applied.
* Pawn archite ...[text shortened]... sitional patience play major roles in winning chess games.
How about some of yours...