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Very Rusty
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Originally posted by rookie54
very rusty would not shut the f<>ck up,
and words kept flowing from his gut,
he wouldn't write a limerick,
he must be playing with hiz dick,
he'd do better with his keyboard up hiz butt...
I Love to comment on them...

Yours rhymes the way it is suppose to almost. ( don't know about gut & up) I guess it is the way you actually say it, I can't hear your accent) 😛

BTW: you're probably the only HAS TO play with your little thingy.

I am sure my keyboard would fit much better up your butt! 😛 😉 😉

Don't confuse this with a limerick! 😛

Just pulling your bad poet chains! 😉

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Obviously you've never been to New York.
You can't hear accent on here, SILLY! 😛 😉 😉

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
You can't hear accent on here, SILLY! 😛 😉 😉
Say goodnight, Gracie.

Very Rusty
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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Say goodnight, Gracie.
😛

Not until I'm ready Shirley!

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Originally posted by rookie54
very rusty would not shut the f<>ck up,
and words kept flowing from his gut,
he wouldn't write a limerick,
he must be playing with hiz dick,
he'd do better with his keyboard up hiz butt...
Winnah!

Kewpie
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VR, all you're proving in this thread is how well your favourite adjective applies to you. How about trying to come up with a limerick yourself?

Very Rusty
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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Winnah!
Something you are NOT!

Or he for that matter! 😛

Very Rusty
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Originally posted by Kewpie
VR, all you're proving in this thread is how well your favourite adjective applies to you. How about trying to come up with a limerick yourself?
I know I'm going to lose sleep over this! 😛 😉 😉

I know what applies to you, & have told you so no need repeating what I've already said to you.

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There once was a fella named Rusty
Who was so full of air he was gusty
Folks would wonder in vain
If he'd e'er use his brain
But instead it went idle and dusty

Very Rusty
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Originally posted by Zamboner
There once was a fella named Rusty
Who was so full of air he was gusty
Folks would wonder in vain
If he'd e'er use his brain
But instead it went idle and dusty
That is a good one!

Well done, & everthing actually rhymes. 😛 😉 🙂

BTW who did you use to be?

OH, silly me you can't say in the Gf can you? 😉

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
BTW who did you use to be?
In my previous life I was a Hindu.

Do you have a limerick to contribute?

Very Rusty
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Originally posted by Zamboner
In my previous life I was a Hindu.

Do you have a limerick to contribute?
See the STG! 😛 You'll have to figure out which RHP member the Cat is though! 😉

Not insulting or ignorant either, like many of these limericks!

No in your previous life on RHP was the question. 😉 😉

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Originally posted by Zamboner
There once was a fella named Rusty
Who was so full of air he was gusty
Folks would wonder in vain
If he'd e'er use his brain
But instead it went idle and dusty
SALUTE!!!

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Originally posted by rookie54
[b]SALUTE!!![/b]
Up yours Also!!!

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OK, time's up, now it's voting day! We have 36 candidates, thanks to all who made the effort to participate - some more than once - and came up with some great ideas.

Vote for your favourites, for first, second and third. I've copied all into one big list, here's hoping I can get it to post. You have 48 hours to get your votes in. 🙂

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