07 Jul 09
just cause im bored.....
when younger, i was running through some woods with trainers on and accidentally kicked a tree stump full on. The impact practically tore my big toe nail off, and all i remember is rolling round on the floor in the deepest agony, wishing i was dead.
it.was.painful....
share your own painful experiences....
07 Jul 09
I 13, and i was in Karate, sparring with one of my friends. We were usually harder on each other, it's a young guy thing....anyhoo. I went for a high kick to his face (Mwashi geri), and at the same time he went for a side kick to my stomache (miashi geri). His kick landed above my nuts,and came down on them full force.....i nearly threw up, if i remember right.
I think every man knows where he was when he got his first full force kick in the balls.
07 Jul 09
Originally posted by Mr AverageLife is one fantastic adventure, from childhood on. So why in the world would any person of sound mind ever become 'bored' in the first place?
just cause im bored.....
when younger, i was running through some woods with trainers on and accidentally kicked a tree stump full on. The impact practically tore my big toe nail off, and all i remember is rolling round on the floor in the deepest agony, wishing i was dead.
it.was.painful....
share your own painful experiences....
07 Jul 09
Originally posted by Mr AverageI did that on a marble block in a parking lot in the rain. Not fun.
just cause im bored.....
when younger, i was running through some woods with trainers on and accidentally kicked a tree stump full on. The impact practically tore my big toe nail off, and all i remember is rolling round on the floor in the deepest agony, wishing i was dead.
it.was.painful....
share your own painful experiences....
Another time when doing trash I was lifting a 55 gallon drum with a few pain cans in it. The cans rolled over perfectly striking my middle finger on the nail.
I dropped the can holding my armpit in agony. The pain shot through my finger, up my arm landing in my pit leaving me in a heap.
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Originally posted by Mr AverageMr. Average awaits your stories of pain....his pants are down around the ankles, body sweating and right hand strategically placed on his inner thigh, belt snuggly fastened around his neck and 7 elastic bands double wrapped around his boys. He waits....
just cause im bored.....
when younger, i was running through some woods with trainers on and accidentally kicked a tree stump full on. The impact practically tore my big toe nail off, and all i remember is rolling round on the floor in the deepest agony, wishing i was dead.
it.was.painful....
share your own painful experiences....
07 Jul 09
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyHe might be bored, but at least he's decided to start a thread to entertain and share rather than strictly entertaining himself through a form-letter 1-4 statement thread.
Life is one fantastic adventure, from childhood on. So why in the world would any person of sound mind ever become 'bored' in the first place?
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07 Jul 09
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyI'll answer you, just cause I'm....errr......
Life is one fantastic adventure, from childhood on. So why in the world would any person of sound mind ever become 'bored' in the first place?
bored was the wrong word. i just wanted to be diverted, temporarily, from watching my wife watch tv. That ok with you?
07 Jul 09
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyNice contribution. 😕
Life is one fantastic adventure, from childhood on. So why in the world would any person of sound mind ever become 'bored' in the first place?
When I was 8 years old, I wanted to prove to my Dad how good I was at Tae Kwon Do so I threw a stuffed animal in the air and tried to give it a big aerial kick. Instead, I went completely ass over head and in trying to brace my fall straight down, I stuck out my double-jointed arm and ended up fracturing my elbow.
'Twas painful and I never did any Tae Kwon Do from that day forward. 🙁
07 Jul 09
Originally posted by uzlessfor that alone I applaud. whatever else happens in this thread, that post c.r.a.c.k.e.d me up.....cheers 🙂
Mr. Average awaits your stories of pain....his pants are down around the ankles, body sweating and right hand strategically placed on his inner thigh, belt snuggly fastened around his neck and 7 elastic bands double wrapped around his boys. He waits....
07 Jul 09
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Originally posted by darvlayIsn't martial arts kind of stereotypical stuff for you, man? I mean, kind of me sporting a moustache and a sombrero, shouting 'ándale ándale, ay ay ay, caramba!'
Nice contribution. 😕
When I was 8 years old, I wanted to prove to my Dad how good I was at Tae Kwon Do so I threw a stuffed animal in the air and tried to give it a big aerial kick. Instead, I went completely ass over head and in trying to brace my fall straight down, I stuck out my double-jointed arm and ended up fracturing my elbow.
'Twas painful and I never did any Tae Kwon Do from that day forward. 🙁
And me thinking you played polo when a kid!