ouch...

hhmm lets think.

2 broken fingers, one when i was 8 and my little girlfriend threw a brick that just happened to hit my finger. the other was my own stupid fault.

stepped on a nail which went right through my foot. again around 8.

tore knee ligaments playing football when i was 14. that really was ouch.

broke a little bone in my foot just over a year ago, that wasn't that bad tbh.

came off my mountain bike a year ago and landed in hospital with (something to do my my diaphragm or ribs - my medical spanish is poor) anyway that pain rivaled my knee.

there's one i'm forgetting i'm sure.

edit: now could i remember....the last one, i chopped half my nail off and a little part of my finger about 3 1/2 months ago.....healed nicely though.

You sound like that unlucky guy from Police Academy.

Oh, those were the days were cinema was made for entertaining... *sigh*

I was cutting electrical wires with a utility knife (The tool you put razor blades in)

I wasn't paying attention and I cut the tip of my finger off.
It freaked me out because the piece I cut off was white.

I don't know why but it was white and had no color.

Eventually the tip grew back.

I guess I'm not of sound mind then - being bored is a necessary prerequisite for tackling something new and interesting.

{oops, sorry - off topic}

in 1966 I had a date will Mildred Clutterbuttiocks but she stood me up.

That broke my heart.

The pain is still with me.

I once caught my chap quite badly in a hastilly drawn up jeans zipper.



Just the once!

Originally posted by divegeester
I once caught my chap quite badly in a hastilly drawn up jeans zipper.



Just the once!

Originally posted by duecer
13 years ago I had in in office vasectomy. less than half-way through the procedure, the local started to wear off and I could literally feel the doctor cutting my junk. My wife was in the waiting room and said she could here the screams through the walls. The doctor, who had plodded along up to this point, moved like greased lightning to re anesthisize the area. When I walked (waddled) out she said my hair was standing straight on end.

In middle school I was jumping up into the wooden bleachers to see a basketball game when a sliver the size of my pinky finger became lodged under the skin above my shin bone. That hurt like heck. I went to the doctors to have it cut out and tried to tell him that the novacaine was not working yet and I could feel him cutting me. He said "that's just pressure" and kept working. That hurt worse.

Originally posted by Busygirl
In middle school I was jumping up into the wooden bleachers to see a basketball game when a sliver the size of my pinky finger became lodged under the skin above my shin bone. That hurt like heck. I went to the doctors to have it cut out and tried to tell him that the novacaine was not working yet and I could feel him cutting me. He said "that's just pressure" and kept working. That hurt worse.

when i was 8 i tried to help my dad do some digging in the garden. I put the fork into the ground and hit my foot - 3 broken toes and lots of blood - dad wasn't impressed because i was hindering him rather than helping him...

Originally posted by Mr Average
just cause im bored.....

when younger, i was running through some woods with trainers on and accidentally kicked a tree stump full on. The impact practically tore my big toe nail off, and all i remember is rolling round on the floor in the deepest agony, wishing i was dead.

it.was.painful....

share your own painful experiences....

many thanks fer tha laughs at y'alls pain...

i had an experience during my vasectomy...
twas not physically painful, but, painful nonethaless...

i wuz on tha table...
shaved very close (thanky to my lovely wife)...
tha doc wuz sharpening hiz razor on tha strop...
when,
much to my consternation...
in marched two eighteen year old candy stripers...
tha doc quickly explained they wuz in college and wanted to see tha procedure...
i wuz given no option about this...

and,
just az quickly...
i tried my dangdest to explain that my junk wuz MUCH larger than it appeared to they young and wondering eyeballs...

i wuz just cold...
and tha knife wuz glinting evilly...


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