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Originally posted by TrollGirl28
What the heck are quid?
They are British Pounds don't you know, what!
(That, as an explanation is an attempt at speaking proper English like)
What were you playing on your own?🙄

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Originally posted by ETeach
I am soooo in dude... I suck at this game.
A few more takers and it'll be worth paying the subscription even just to win at losing!

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Originally posted by wilbur31
damn, there goes my Billy comment - my timing's off as per usual
that's the secret of comedy though mate... timing!

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And brevity is the soul of wit, which make your average innings comic genius.

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Originally posted by wilbur31
And brevity is the soul of wit, which make your average innings comic genius.
Hey, want to hear Freud's theory of humour? I just read it, and it's actually pretty fascinating.

First off, Freud's model of the mind consists of 3 parts: the id, the ego and the superego.

id - the unconcious part of the mind, incorporates the animal instincts and passions (both positive and negative), and operates without reason

ego - the concious, reasoning part of the mind, tries to keep the id in check, but can't always do it

superego - the combination of the ego and the fear of domination from the outside world, serves to keep the id in check when the ego can't do it alone

When the id takes over, you take perverse glee in acting out your unbridled passions. The ego and superego repress the id, so that you can operate without pure violence, hatred, lust, etc... When someone tells a joke and you laugh, Freud speculated that the punchline gets to your id before the ego and superego have a chance to shut it down, thereby giving you a moment of glee and making you laugh. This explains why timing is so important in comedy, because you need the proper timing to distract the ego and superego. It's could also explain why vulgarity is funny if it's unexpected, but not so funny if it is.

Fascinating, isn't it?!?

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Originally posted by TrollGirl28
Yeah. I was playing at home. ON A REAL CHESS BOARD.

A real chess board? Is that a new RHP feature? 😕

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Originally posted by Chess Moose
Anyone else out there who appears to be in for continual whipping on this site?

Maybe we should set up a Clan of Crap??
i'll join.lol

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Originally posted by angie88
I know who's gonna get banned, I know who's gonna get banned...

i don't think it was on this site, as she hasn't won any here yet...

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Originally posted by Chess Moose
Anyone else out there who appears to be in for continual whipping on this site?

Maybe we should set up a Clan of Crap??
I´d like to join the clan of crap.

I think thats where I belong.:'(

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Originally posted by TrollGirl28
Oh. Thanks. By the way, Octopus only has one 's'.


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yes, but 'octopussy' has two 's's...

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The Clan of Crap is gathering momentum, even if I have WON a game. However, it the truth be known, it was only cos of a timeout! Had to take it though as my opponent kept asking me to play faster and then timed out, you reap what you sow and all that!

It's almost worth signing up - perhaps RHP will give us a group discount if we all sign up purely to be able to join the Clan of Crap (CoC)??

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Originally posted by Chess Moose
The Clan of Crap is gathering momentum, even if I have WON a game. However, it the truth be known, it was only cos of a timeout! Had to take it though as my opponent kept asking me to play faster and then timed out, you reap what you sow and all that!

It's almost worth signing up - perhaps RHP will give us a group discount if we all sign up purely to be able to join the Clan of Crap (CoC)??
Its always nice to see another moose loose on the site

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Originally posted by Mangy Mooose
Its always nice to see another moose loose on the site
loose play is always the way! P5 L4 W1 sumarises that philosophy!

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Originally posted by TrollGirl28
Aren't clans just for subscribers. I'm bad too. I've won one game by checkmate since I started playing and I was playing against myself. Heck, half the time I can't evan beat myself.
I'm not sure you are allowed to play with yourself!

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Not that I am in any position to gloat, but the Clan of Crap will have at least one "proper" victory on its score sheet!

watch my rating soar!!😀

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