poor polar bear

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05 Aug 11

shortcircuit

master of disaster

funny farm

Joined: 28 Jan 07
Moves: 103309

08 Aug 11

Originally posted by trev33
the polar bear are a protected species, even in backwards alaska. the bear wins, an intentional day of mourning is announced and the person who killed the bear is fried and used as panda food.

Sorry. They tried the bear and found he used excessive force and the person was not
within the confines of his abode at the time of the murder. Therefore, the bear is guilty
and gets executed. Now, perhaps the other 19,999 of those hellions will learn a lesson
on proper manners and will not create a similar heinous crime, or else they will face the
same wrath that claimed the life of their peer.

kopatov

Pities the fool

Joined: 09 Jul 11
Moves: 934

10 Aug 11

Your polar bear adoption pack will include
Toy

A cuddly toy polar bear
Plus
Fact book

Updates about your polar bears 3 times a year
Plus
Fact book

And loads more fun stuff

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

Joined: 21 Aug 04
Moves: 55993

10 Aug 11

Originally posted by kopatov
Your polar bear adoption pack will include
Toy

A cuddly toy polar bear
Plus
Fact book

Updates about your polar bears 3 times a year
Plus
Fact book

And loads more fun stuff

You forgot the stickers.

kopatov

Pities the fool

Joined: 09 Jul 11
Moves: 934

10 Aug 11

Originally posted by jimslyp69
You forgot the stickers.

Stickers, jeez I fergot those. How many cents in the dollar donated to these charities actually reaches the "bear"?

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

Joined: 21 Aug 04
Moves: 55993

10 Aug 11

Originally posted by kopatov
Stickers, jeez I fergot those. How many cents in the dollar donated to these charities actually reaches the "bear"?

None I reckon. Have you ever heard of a polar bear walking into a shop and buying something?

HandyAndy

Read a book!

Joined: 23 Sep 06
Moves: 18677

10 Aug 11

Originally posted by kopatov
Stickers, jeez I fergot those. How many cents in the dollar donated to these charities actually reaches the "bear"?

Barely a dime.

shortcircuit

master of disaster

funny farm

Joined: 28 Jan 07
Moves: 103309

10 Aug 11

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Barely a dime.

Don't you mean bearly??? 😉

Nordlys

The sky

Joined: 05 Apr 05
Moves: 10385

10 Aug 11

Originally posted by jimslyp69
None I reckon. Have you ever heard of a polar bear walking into a shop and buying something?

But somebody has to buy the tourists for them?

smw6869

Granny

Parts Unknown

Joined: 19 Jan 07
Moves: 73159

10 Aug 11

I hear Sunny has first dibs on the bears skull.

GRANNY.

Bosse de Nage

Zellulärer Automat

Spiel des Lebens

Joined: 27 Jan 05
Moves: 90892

10 Aug 11

The polar bear harbung the RIOTS.

A Unique Nickname

Joined: 10 Jan 08
Moves: 19047

10 Aug 11

Originally posted by kopatov
Stickers, jeez I fergot those. How many cents in the dollar donated to these charities actually reaches the "bear"?

with advertising and the 'free gifts' costs, they're actually making a loss so you have to donate more. any profits will be spent on the annual 'save the bears' party.

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

Joined: 21 Aug 04
Moves: 55993

10 Aug 11

Originally posted by trev33
with advertising and the 'free gifts' costs, they're actually making a loss so you have to donate more. any profits will be spent on the annual 'save the bears' party.

...and how many bears are invited to the party? 😠

A Unique Nickname

Joined: 10 Jan 08
Moves: 19047

10 Aug 11

Originally posted by jimslyp69
...and how many bears are invited to the party? 😠

a few polar bear cubs whose mother was brutally murdered in norway.

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

Joined: 21 Aug 04
Moves: 55993

10 Aug 11

Originally posted by trev33
a few polar bear cubs whose mother was brutally murdered in norway.

Mmmmm polar bear cub spit roast! Delish!!!

A Unique Nickname

Joined: 10 Jan 08
Moves: 19047

10 Aug 11

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Mmmmm polar bear cub spit roast! Delish!!!

😠 no stickers for you 😛