Pullin' monkeys out of my behind

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

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08 Mar 07

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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Moves: 33672

08 Mar 07

Originally posted by Officer Dibble
i have no monkeys coming out of my ass, but i have all sorts of stuff coming out my ear. flesh and blood, mostly, but i wouldn't be surprised if there were a monkey or two in there somewhere.

Yikes!

Something wrong happened, mate?

I wouldn't like to be a Q-Tip and be close to you !

😛

RookRAK

Out of drinks

On Clique Beach

Joined: 06 Feb 05
Moves: 64036

08 Mar 07

Originally posted by Seitse
How am I supposed to do that?!?!

Damn phrase has always troubled me really.

Please explain 😕

Just remember to put all the monkeys back when you are done with them.

stocken

Joined: 23 Sep 05
Moves: 11774

08 Mar 07

Originally posted by Seitse
How am I supposed to do that?!?!

Damn phrase has always troubled me really.

Please explain 😕

I just realised something. Ever heard the expression: "slapping the
monkey"? 😀

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

08 Mar 07

Originally posted by stocken
I just realised something. Ever heard the expression: "slapping the
monkey"? 😀

Feel like it? 😉

Yup, a true classic! 😀

stocken

Joined: 23 Sep 05
Moves: 11774

08 Mar 07

Originally posted by Seitse
Feel like it? 😉

Yup, a true classic! 😀

I meant, perhaps the phrase you've been wondering so much about may
be... er... homosexual in origin. 😕

Bobski

Every Cloud ☁️

Sussex UK.

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08 Mar 07

Originally posted by stocken
I just realised something. Ever heard the expression: "slapping the
monkey"? 😀

Is that related to "tossing the salad" ? If it is,... I'm out!

stocken

Joined: 23 Sep 05
Moves: 11774

08 Mar 07

Originally posted by Bobski
Is that related to "tossing the salad" ? If it is,... I'm out!

Yeah, but make sure you get that salad out of your behind first, ok?

Bobski

Every Cloud ☁️

Sussex UK.

Joined: 25 May 03
Moves: 169407

08 Mar 07

Originally posted by stocken
Yeah, but make sure you get that salad out of your behind first, ok?

Do you leave the "Mayo" in there?....or take a chance!

stocken

Joined: 23 Sep 05
Moves: 11774

08 Mar 07

Originally posted by Bobski
Do you leave the "Mayo" in there?....or take a chance!

I just looked the expression up and realised to my horror that tossing the
salad is not the same as slapping the monkey at all. Forget my
comment about the salad and think of the monkey more like a... proud
soldier being... shaken... to the point of... eruption. 😕

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

08 Mar 07

Mayo all over the behind, yikes!

stocken

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Moves: 11774

08 Mar 07

Originally posted by Seitse
Mayo all over the behind, yikes!

Yeah, you wouldn't want to be tossin' the salad after the monkey's paid a
visit, would you? 😵

Bobski

Every Cloud ☁️

Sussex UK.

Joined: 25 May 03
Moves: 169407

08 Mar 07

Originally posted by stocken
Yeah, you wouldn't want to be tossin' the salad after the monkey's paid a
visit, would you? 😵

Never been to prison...and asa not goin!....innit!

Ice Cold

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Moves: 28651

09 Mar 07

Originally posted by Seitse
How am I supposed to do that?!?!

Damn phrase has always troubled me really.

Please explain 😕

You have no recall of last Thursday night then? 😕

AThousandYoung

1st Dan TKD Kukkiwon

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Moves: 26758

09 Mar 07

Originally posted by Ice Cold
You have no recall of last Thursday night then? 😕

I'm surprised you do...

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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Moves: 33672

09 Mar 07

Originally posted by Ice Cold
You have no recall of last Thursday night then? 😕

Oh, please don't break my heart again 😞