Pullin' monkeys out of my behind

Originally posted by Seitse
Yikes!

Something wrong happened, mate?

I wouldn't like to be a Q-Tip and be close to you !

😛

wrong?

well i went into guy's hospital, where i was drugged into some kind of coma, and then a surgeon stuck tubes and metal tools up my nose and into my ear, and pulled some of the contents of my head out. then they woke me up again and sent me home.

now when i blow my nose my left ear bubbles over with warm blood.

seems wrong to me, but i'm no medic.