Recurring alphabet thread

@the-gravedigger said
O

Orange {man bad}

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O

Outrageous

As in: "The Germans were down and had their towels out poolside before breakfast. It's not just unfair. It's outrageous. It reminds me of The Schlieffen Plan."

P

Plook

1. To squeeze a zit

2. To make whoopee

P

Pistule

Definition: a tiny but undeniably visible dark damp spot on light-coloured trousers as one returns to the bar from the gents.

See also: piss spot crisis

P

Phwaar phwaar

Note: the dialect of English most commonly used by Boris Johnson.

Q

Quiffy

Definition: an early stage of drinking when one is laughing a wee bit too heartily and running one's fingers through one's hair.

A

Qualified in …

As in accredited through an authorised and recognised body; as opposed to ‘experienced in..’

A

Amateur {one who engages in a pursuit, study, science, or sport as a pastime rather than as a profession}

@the-gravedigger said
A

Amateur {one who engages in a pursuit, study, science, or sport as a pastime rather than as a profession}

A

Absinuation

Note: far more invidious than mere insinuation

B

Balderdash

B

Bingerprints

B

Barstool expert

Note: often less lucid and more loquacious than an armchair expert.

B

Bar steward

As in, I don’t like how that bar steward pours my drinks.

B

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Bosh: power post par excellence