12 Nov 08
Originally posted by Raven69That was no implication, that was my wife🙂
You think it turned evil after it saw me naked? What exactly are you implying...?
BTW, the best way to deal with the devil duck is to put it in the shower but only give it a mirror to see you with. It may think you are a vampire with no relfection and that alone could drive it over the edge...You just have to know how to deal with these things dearie.
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12 Nov 08
Originally posted by Raven69http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article1996553.ece
My duck gives me a weird stare every time I try to take a shower. I know it's plotting something, I can see it in its eyes...I would just get rid of it, but I can't. It is too bloody cute. I dunno what to do anymore...I asked for help from people I know but no one ever takes my problems seriously. 🙁
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12 Nov 08
Originally posted by sonhouseRight, thanks...I think I'll try couples therapy first though.
That was no implication, that was my wife🙂
BTW, the best way to deal with the devil duck is to put it in the shower but only give it a mirror to see you with. It may think you are a vampire with no relfection and that alone could drive it over the edge...You just have to know how to deal with these things dearie.
12 Nov 08
Originally posted by MarinkatombI definitely think they're organised. Better bring some weapons too, just in case...
What a quality story!! $50 PER DUCK! That's quite a bounty. I'm tempted to get a boat and go bounty hunting. Do you think they're organised? Perhaps a submarine would be safer. 😵😵
12 Nov 08
Originally posted by MarinkatombWell I would be, but a certain someone - lets just call him "Trev", no wait that's too obvious, lets call him "T" - has scared me from going near the ocean for the rest of my life.
30,000 ducks at $50 a duck that's $1.5million!! You could buy a ship and staff it with a crew and still clear $1million if you put your mind to it. Who's up for it? 😀