Santa Claus is coming to town!!!

Originally posted by saintnick
I'm not her grandpa but she calls me "daddy" sometimes 😵

Boris, It looks like I'll have to put a good ol' Metallica whippin on these guys myself. Only got one resignation and I think that had something to to with my passed pawn.🙄🙄

i am sure i have seen this same thread before.

Originally posted by saintnick
Her name was Nicky. She also filled in for me while I was gone.

Originally posted by saintnick
That's right. For those that remember, Santa had to go back to the North Pole to whip his lazy elves back into shape. Well, he called this morning and said that toy production was at 110% and well ahead of schedule. So, he'll be returning to RHP shortly.

Could everyone resign their games against me? He said that if I got his rating above 1500 while he was gone, I could have a pony for christmas and I want one really really reallly bad. 😀

Nicky has been a very very naughty girl.......I think she'll be getting a spanking for christmas this year 😲

Originally posted by saintnick
Nicky has been a very very naughty girl.......I think she'll be getting a spanking for christmas this year 😲

LOL.....First you accuse Santa of not being real, now you're saying that Nicky isn't real either. And P- keeps insisting that Easter Bunny is the only real one actually here.
Sooooo, If Santa CLaus, Easter Bunny, and a smart blond all played chess against each other, who would win?

Originally posted by saintnick
LOL.....First you accuse Santa of not being real, now you're saying that Nicky isn't real either. And P- keeps insisting that Easter Bunny is the only real one actually here.
Sooooo, If Santa CLaus, Easter Bunny, and a smart blond all played chess against each other, who would win?

Yes, Nicky IS a redhead. But the one that got checkmate would win. 🙄

Rach, I was just responding to the posts in general and not specifically to you.

Originally posted by Remora91
I didn't say Santa wasn't real. That was whosywhatsit. I think the blonde would bribe them with a lap dance. Wasn't Nicky a red head though?

You bad bad fictional purple cow !! Santa is real!

Originally posted by saintnick
You bad bad fictional purple cow !! Santa is real!

Keep it up, Zoe, and I'll send the Easter Bunny over to show you show you who the real fictional character is. And the Easter Bunny isn't fat and jolly like me. 😵

What about Nick, the football player. Has he been a good boy? What about the Easter Bunny does he get any presents? I thought Santa gives naughty people lumps of coal not spanks. Is Mr. Claus resorting to capital punishment these days?🙂

Here's an update on everyone:
Nicky is here wth me at my summer home in San Diego. Nicky was bad (dropped my rating) so she had to be spanked 😲 (no pony for her) Maybe I'll spank her some more tonight

Nick lives down the street and is doing great. He's been good so far this year. Right now he's getting ready to go on his summer internship to UCLA.

Easter Bunny couldn't play chess to save his life, so I fired him and sent him back to his hole (and replaced him with Nicky).
No gifts for him this year.

Now, Anyone that beats me gets lumps of coal. 😲
So, If you have a game with me, resign now and save yourself the embarassment for getting coal. 😵