18 Jan 07
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Apparently you weren't paying attention in school when they put all the boys in a room and showed the film. Remember that? The guy with red boils all over his face; opened up his mouth and the boils were inside there too! *shuddering*
They told us once you got that disease you'd have it for life!
That's why I always wear gloves when making love. 😵
19 Jan 07
Originally posted by shavixmirO you and your stories! You a writer by profession?
My sex life did a Luca Brasi on me.
Some of you may be aware of this due to my occasional moaning, but truth is as truth is told, through lies, deceit, exaggerations or, as I prefer to call it, artistic license. And the truth of the matter is that you can't be a sex God like me and never have a period of rest.
Everything is yin and yang, balanced and ...[text shortened]... g."
Anywho, you gotta air it out, wherever you are. Didn't you read the instructions?
Hahah, I remember this commerical with a kid or maybe it was a movie. Kids in kindergarden or elementary and one boy at back was sitting at this desk and took off his pants. All the kids went scream to the front and the teachers asked what's the matter and went back there and the kid was just sitting there with his legs up, and naked.
He was airing it out. I think he had taken some medication and misunderstood what the doctor said.
19 Jan 07
Originally posted by shavixmirHand to Gland combat for 8 months Shav..feel for you ;....just dont wanna Feel you.... Good luck getting out of NO-Man's Hand.......
That's two great puns in a row!
Sweet holy hell, I'm getting rid of my thesaurus, I'm gonna use you instead!
and Enjoy it when you get back in the Trenches!!! with the wenches....
