"Sex? No thanks ma'm!"

Originally posted by Lundos
I tried it once. It's not something I want to try again. Ever.

LMAO!


19 months and going strong. 😉

Originally posted by mokko
LMAO!


19 months and going strong. 😉

I feel for you. You should find somebody. If nothing else just to relieve the pressure.

Originally posted by mokko
LMAO!


19 months and going strong. 😉

...didn't you have a date just a while ago, with the guy who earned praise for the whole male gender? no score?

Originally posted by wormwood
...didn't you have a date just a while ago, with the guy who earned praise for the whole male gender? no score?

Didn't go. 😛

Originally posted by mokko
Didn't go. 😛

You're just hanging on for my sexy body, aren't you?

Originally posted by shavixmir
You're just hanging on for my sexy body, aren't you?

A girl can dream can't she. 😉

Originally posted by mokko
Didn't go. 😛

did you say you will never, ever, ever go out with him, or does he still have a chance? 🙂

Originally posted by mokko
A girl can dream can't she. 😉

the way I see it, you two have a precious chance to rid the world of some 27 month's worth of sexual frustration. match made in the heaven/hell of celibacy, what a beautiful fairytale.


there's that thing with shavi's 'wart' though, but every story must have a villain.

Originally posted by wormwood
the way I see it, you two have a precious chance to rid the world of some 27 month's worth of sexual frustration. match made in the heaven/hell of celibacy, what a beautiful fairytale.


there's that thing with shavi's 'wart' though, but every story must have a villain.

LMAO!

Originally posted by wormwood
did you say you will never, ever, ever go out with him, or does he still have a chance? 🙂

Chance at what? 😕

Originally posted by wormwood
the way I see it, you two have a precious chance to rid the world of some 27 month's worth of sexual frustration. match made in the heaven/hell of celibacy, what a beautiful fairytale.


there's that thing with shavi's 'wart' though, but every story must have a villain.

Just forget that last sentence...

Originally posted by mokko
8 months is a long time?

Not for me lately.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Not for me lately.

There's some real advantages to having sex alone:

* You don't have to worry about catching anything.

* You don't have to worry about an unwanted pregnancy.

* You don't have to worry if you are going to have sex or not. It's really all up to you. 😵

* You are guaranteed to have an orgasm.

* Taking yourself out to dinner and a movie only cost half the price.

* There's no pressure on you to perform - just take your time...

* If you decide you aren't in the mood, your hand/vibrator won't care. 🙂

* You don't have to deal with him/her the next day, or the next, or the next. 😕

Originally posted by mokko
Didn't go. 😛

But why??? Mokko, you need to get naked with someone.

Originally posted by arrakis
There's some real advantages to having sex alone:

* You don't have to worry about catching anything.

* You don't have to worry about an unwanted pregnancy.

* You don't have to worry if you are going to have sex or not. It's really all up to you. 😵

* You are guaranteed to have an orgasm.

* Taking yourself out to dinner and a movie only cost ha ...[text shortened]... 🙂

* You don't have to deal with him/her the next day, or the next, or the next. 😕

* You need a lot of gloves.