15 Jul 08
Originally posted by darvlayOMG!
Typical night-in with darvlay:
We rub sesame oil all over each other's bodies, I smear red bean paste all over my parts like seed mixture on a brand new chia pet. You lap it up like a thirsty Pomeranian.
What's the flashpoint of sesame oil, because that sounds HOTT!
15 Jul 08
Originally posted by darvlayThat's not quite how I had envisioned it. While a Pomeranian or other small animal is likely to be involved, you'll definitely be the woman and I imagine there'll be some screaming, burning and orifice enlargement devices employed. How do you feel about vise grips?
Typical night-in with darvlay:
We rub sesame oil all over each other's bodies, I smear red bean paste all over my parts like seed mixture on a brand new chia pet. You lap it up like a thirsty Pomeranian.
15 Jul 08
Originally posted by darvlayI was not wrong to point out recently that manly joking seems to get homosexual in nature quite often, was I? WAS I???
Typical night-in with darvlay:
We rub sesame oil all over each other's bodies, I smear red bean paste all over my parts like seed mixture on a brand new chia pet. You lap it up like a thirsty Pomeranian.
15 Jul 08
Originally posted by SunburntShow me where I said the expedition group was all-male. I was talking in generalititties, dollface. Me and you can have the same party if you're hip.
I was not wrong to point out recently that manly joking seems to get homosexual in nature quite often, was I? WAS I???
15 Jul 08
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI was showing you what you can never have.
That's not quite how I had envisioned it. While a Pomeranian or other small animal is likely to be involved, you'll definitely be the woman and I imagine there'll be some screaming, burning and orifice enlargement devices employed. How do you feel about vise grips?