Stupid people

Originally posted by Freddie2004
lol i've read it...several times!! very very funny....i lost my copy though...can you post the one about the least successful musical performance!! HAHAHA

fred

my books at home, but i'll try and find it on the net............

...................is this the one you mean? ('tis a personal favourite, along with the fire engine that went on fire, and the starter of a certain club for utter failures who had to leave due to the success of a certain book...)

The Worst Musical Trio

There are few bad musicians who have a chance to give a recital at a famous concert hall while still learning the rudiments of their instrument. This happened about thirty years ago to the son of a Rumanian gentleman who was owed a personal favour by Georges Enesco, the celebrated violinist. Enesco agreed to give lessons to the son who was quite unhampered by great musical talent.
Three years later the boy’s father insisted that he give a public concert. “His aunt said that nobody plays the violin better than he does. A cousin heard him the other day and screamed with enthusiasm.” Although Enesco feared the consequences, he arranged a recital at the Salle Gaveau in Paris. However, nobody bought a ticket since the soloist was unknown.
“Then you must accompany him on the piano,” said the boy’s father, “and it will be a sell out.”
Reluctantly, Enesco agreed and it was. On the night an excited audience gathered. Before the concert began Enesco became nervous and asked for someone to turn his pages.
In the audience was Alfred Cortot, the brilliant pianist, who volunteered and made his way to the stage.
The soloist was of uniformly low standard and next morning the music critic of Le Figaro wrote: “There was a strange concert at the Salle Gaveau last night. The man whom we adore when he plays the violin played the piano. Another whom we adore when he plays the piano turned the pages. But the man who should have turned the pages played the violin.”