Superpowers are pointless ~ discuss

@fmf said
The whole issue of whether to have a THIRD cup of coffee in the morning or whether to shift to drinking water.

@divegeester

I always wanted to be able to fly. I suspect, however, If I ever acquired such a superpower I would very quickly come a cropper, as I have truly dreadful orientation skills. (Walking along the high street, for example, I will go into a shop and when I come out again will forget which direction I was walking and go back the way I came).

I'd be an accident waiting to happen.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
@divegeester

I always wanted to be able to fly. I suspect, however, If I ever acquired such a superpower I would very quickly come a cropper, as I have truly dreadful orientation skills. (Walking along the high street, for example, I will go into a shop and when I come out again will forget which direction I was walking and go back the way I came).

I'd be an accident waiting to happen.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I always wanted to be able to fly. I suspect, however, If I ever acquired such a superpower I would very quickly come a cropper, as I have truly dreadful orientation skills.

I do not consider this to be a superpower.

It was just one of those things.

@fmf said
As a result of a prank-gone-wrong involving a metal dildo from continental Europe being plugged into a socket with UK voltage, the fillings in my teeth were magnetized and, as a result, I only have a problem with compass directions when I am in close proximity to the North Pole.

@very-rusty said
Should I ask what you were doing with a metal dildo?

@fmf said
No. Because me not saying so was a fundamental element of the humour.

Whoosh.

@very-rusty said
You're right it went over my head!

@fmf said
My ability to say stuff that goes over your head is not a superpower.

It's just one of those things.

Ok, we should get back to what superpower you would like to have?

-VR

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@very-rusty said
Ok, we should get back to what superpower you would like to have?

-VR