28 Mar 20
@fmf saidI have two extra large mostly every day then I switch to green tea and try to get at least 5 or 6 bottles of water in me. I am probably not the person to give advice on that!....>LOL<....
The whole issue of whether to have a THIRD cup of coffee in the morning or whether to shift to drinking water.
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28 Mar 20
@divegeester
I always wanted to be able to fly. I suspect, however, If I ever acquired such a superpower I would very quickly come a cropper, as I have truly dreadful orientation skills. (Walking along the high street, for example, I will go into a shop and when I come out again will forget which direction I was walking and go back the way I came).
I'd be an accident waiting to happen.
28 Mar 20
@ghost-of-a-duke saidA bad sense of direction, I have the same thing, can go into a parking lot come out and turn the wrong way. Then I have to take the scenic tour to where I was going.
@divegeester
I always wanted to be able to fly. I suspect, however, If I ever acquired such a superpower I would very quickly come a cropper, as I have truly dreadful orientation skills. (Walking along the high street, for example, I will go into a shop and when I come out again will forget which direction I was walking and go back the way I came).
I'd be an accident waiting to happen.
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@ghost-of-a-duke saidAs a result of a prank-gone-wrong involving a metal dildo from continental Europe being plugged into a socket with UK voltage, the fillings in my teeth were magnetized and, as a result, I only have a problem with compass directions when I am in close proximity to the North Pole.
I always wanted to be able to fly. I suspect, however, If I ever acquired such a superpower I would very quickly come a cropper, as I have truly dreadful orientation skills.
@fmf saidShould I ask what you were doing with a metal dildo?....LOL....
As a result of a prank-gone-wrong involving a metal dildo from continental Europe being plugged into a socket with UK voltage, the fillings in my teeth were magnetized and, as a result, I only have a problem with compass directions when I am in close proximity to the North Pole.
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@very-rusty saidNo. Because me not saying so was a fundamental element of the humour.
Should I ask what you were doing with a metal dildo?
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28 Mar 20
@ghost-of-a-duke saidThis is another superpower which will kill you because if you fly anything more than a few hundred feet above the Earth you will die of hypothermia.
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I always wanted to be able to fly.
@very-rusty saidMy ability to say stuff that goes over your head is not a superpower.
You're right it went over my head!
It's just one of those things.
28 Mar 20
@divegeester saidHuh?
Yesterday my missus wanted to discuss mutual superpowers. She said that if she had a superpower it would be the ability to converse with all animals. I contended that all superpowers were pointless because they allowed the owner to access a existential dynamic whereby life would be massively impinged or even extinguished.
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28 Mar 20
@very-rusty saidNope. Not the question.
Ok, we should get back to what superpower you would like to have?
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