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In a room full of girls how can you tell the one who's from Fort Worth?



She's the one with the hickey AND the black eye.

😀

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hey, whats the difference between a girl from texas and cro-magnon? A: they both need to be forced up the evoltuionary ladder.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
In a room full of girls how can you tell the one who's from Fort Worth?



She's the one with the hickey AND the black eye.

😀
Geesh is that why your first lady wears a neck scarf and lots of make up.





gotta listen to.. The song - That's the Way the Girls are from Texas by Ry Cooder & Flaco Jimenez

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Beautiful Skywalker! LOL!
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How can you spot a girl from Dallas?

Make her smile and look for the silver tooth.

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I personally find this thread distasteful. 😠

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Originally posted by arrakis
I personally find this thread distasteful. 😠
Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrs in a most fierce way and offers to give severe bitings to ya'll!!!!!!!

And btw! Not all Texas women are like those women in Dallas and Houston! I live in a small town in South Texas and we are hard working and uber sexy and things! 😛😛😠😠😠😀😀😀

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Originally posted by Tirau Dan
Geesh is that why your first lady wears a neck scarf and lots of make up.





gotta listen to.. The song - That's the Way the Girls are from Texas by Ry Cooder & Flaco Jimenez
Hey! That's a good song! I was raised on the music of Ry Cooder! He is way cool!

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Hey! That's a good song! I was raised on the music of Ry Cooder! He is way cool!
Good song.. loved him with Buena Vista Social Club - album and Taj Mahal - Corrino Corrino



Don't bite me though...lol
I was having a subtle dig. I hate wife beating sexist and racist jokes ..so unfunny thought we left it in the 70's



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Originally posted by Tirau Dan
Good song.. loved him with Buena Vista Social Club - album and Taj Mahal - Corrino Corrino



Don't bite me though...lol
I was having a subtle dig. I hate wife beating sexist and racist jokes ..so unfunny thought we left it in the 70's



Eh.

Love Puff the magic dragon btw. Your avatar.

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Originally posted by D43M0N
Eh.

Love Puff the magic dragon btw. Your avatar.
Glad you like him.. I'm trying him on for size lol..
http://www.gifs.net/animate/animate.htm
they have zillions

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrs in a most fierce way and offers to give severe bitings to ya'll!!!!!!!

And btw! Not all Texas women are like those women in Dallas and Houston! I live in a small town in South Texas and we are hard working and uber sexy and things! 😛😛😠😠😠😀😀😀
I knew I would take some heat from you EDG.

It's all in jest.

And to prove it I'm busy right at this moment serving up some hot, fresh from the oven cookies for you!

Be sure and clean your dentures when your done.

I'm sorry, I'm incorrigible.

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Originally posted by skywalker red
hey, whats the difference between a girl from texas and cro-magnon? A: they both need to be forced up the evoltuionary ladder.
Thats not a difference, its a commonality....

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
In a room full of girls how can you tell the one who's from Fort Worth?



She's the one with the hickey AND the black eye.

😀
I didn't get that joke at first. Now I do. I dated a Texas girl way back when a dime would buy you a Coke and they would pump your gas and wash your windshield AND vulcanize your tyres without being asked and let me tell you she, the Texas gal not the pump jockey, was as sharp as a tack and twice as sticky, good-looker too if I remember right, not that I care to mind you, bin thinkin' about giving them up, cigars that is not women, then again the nurse says I dream too much but I ask you, if you was me, what would you do given the opportunity?
Where was I ...

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Originally posted by Pullhard
Thats not a difference, its a commonality....
whatever, dude.. i was drunk when i wrote it anyway...

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Originally posted by Tirau Dan
Good song.. loved him with Buena Vista Social Club - album and Taj Mahal - Corrino Corrino



Don't bite me though...lol
I was having a subtle dig. I hate wife beating sexist and racist jokes ..so unfunny thought we left it in the 70's



Buena Vista Social Club is great. I am a big fan of really ethnic music, and Ry Cooder has always been so great about discovering all kinds of great obscure ethnic musics which he uses in the films he does the music for.

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