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05 May 05
06 May 05
Originally posted by Frank BurnsGood cookies, but you are definitely in for a severe biting!!!!!
I knew I would take some heat from you EDG.
It's all in jest.
And to prove it I'm busy right at this moment serving up some hot, fresh from the oven cookies for you!
Be sure and clean your dentures when your done.
I'm sorry, I'm incorrigible.
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06 May 05
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Originally posted by Frank BurnsAgree, You gotta be able to laugh at yourself....
I knew I would take some heat from you EDG.
It's all in jest.
And to prove it I'm busy right at this moment serving up some hot, fresh from the oven cookies for you!
Be sure and clean your dentures when your done.
I'm sorry, I'm incorrigible.
What does a girl from W.Va. say after sex? "Get off me daddy your crushing my smokes!"
course, I'm sure I've heard it another way.....
07 May 05
Originally posted by ETeachBeing from Montana we tell North Dakota jokes. Here's one for you.
Agree, You gotta be able to laugh at yourself....
What does a girl from W.Va. say after sex? "Get off me daddy your crushing my smokes!"
course, I'm sure I've heard it another way.....
What do you have when you get fourteen North Dakota girls all in the same room.
A full set of teeth!
07 May 05
Originally posted by Frank BurnsI don't think we do those jokes down here, because we are so far from all the other states. Maybe they do in other parts of the state.
Being from Montana we tell North Dakota jokes. Here's one for you.
What do you have when you get fourteen North Dakota girls all in the same room.
A full set of teeth!
07 May 05
Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I don't think we do those jokes down here, because we are so far from all the other states. Maybe they do in other parts of the state.
From speaking with people I've met from all over the US, I've found that there is quite a bit of friendly teasing among neighboring states. It seems to be a geographical thing.
(please excuse my spelling/typing, I do not have my glasses on)
But I do have my teeth in!
09 May 05
Originally posted by Frank BurnsHere's the Official Oregon Female Sex Quiz:
In a room full of girls how can you tell the one who's from Fort Worth?
She's the one with the hickey AND the black eye.
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TRUE or FALSE?
1. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the woods.
2. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.
3. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
4. The G-string is part of a violin.
5. Anus is the Latin word for yearly.
6. Testicles are found on an octopus.
7. Fetus is a character in "Gunsmoke".
8. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
9. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
10. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
11. Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass.
12. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.
13. Douche is the Italian word for twelve.
14. An enema is someone who is not your friend.
15. Scrotum is a small moon orbiting Uranus.
16. Climax is a weather balloon.
17. Condom is a small apartment complex.
18. Menopause is a button on the VHS remote control.
...most of them fail 🙂