30 Jun 05
Originally posted by Aynatoooh and don`t forget rich!! cause I have a sky-high lifestyle thats needs supporting... also I need a ferrari
Okay, Let me get this straight.....
To pick up a boy....all I have to do is.....
exsist and make sure he is aware I exsist
be in the vicinity
be myself while exsisting and be comfortable, so I don't scare him
wear less make-up
silicone is optional
use "alternative" perfumes....You sure about that shavi-muffin?
don't be a b*t*ch and ...[text shortened]... mile
or acid white pants
or be naked with a six pack
dance on him
Is that right?
30 Jun 05
Originally posted by shavixmirYou raised a memory from the dead:
[b]It's not disgusting.
And it works.
I read this account on ubu.com (now sadly defunct) to do with certain old Finnish tribal practices. This ugly girl wanted a boy (these were the days when 16 was marrying time); he wanted nothing of her; she simply contrived to have him drink a potion into which she'd slipped some of her menstrual fluid, after chanting a few catchy verses over it. The poor buy became obsessed with her...She got what she wanted. So, if all else fails, witchcraft appears to be an option. I wonder if that has anything to do with the surfeit of low-grade witchcraft-inspired American programs on South African tv these days...Probably not.
30 Jun 05
Originally posted by Bosse de NageAnd I suppose, even if it doesn't work, she has the satisfaction of knowing that she made him drink some of her menstrual fluid (Ew by the way).
You raised a memory from the dead:
I read this account on ubu.com (now sadly defunct) to do with certain old Finnish tribal practices. This ugly girl wanted a boy (these were the days when 16 was marrying time); he wanted nothing of her; she simply contrived to have him drink a potion into which she'd slipped some of her menstrual fluid, after chan ...[text shortened]... f low-grade witchcraft-inspired American programs on South African tv these days...Probably not.
30 Jun 05
Originally posted by Bosse de Nageokay not thirsty anymore... thanks ruined my coffee
You raised a memory from the dead:
I read this account on ubu.com (now sadly defunct) to do with certain old Finnish tribal practices. This ugly girl wanted a boy (these were the days when 16 was marrying time); he wanted nothing of her; she simply contrived to have him drink a potion into which she'd slipped some of her menstrual fluid, after chan ...[text shortened]... f low-grade witchcraft-inspired American programs on South African tv these days...Probably not.
01 Jul 05
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Haven't taken the time to read this thread (sorry), but I thought I'd post this for anyone who might find it amusing. When I was a younger man, but not too young, I went out with a particular girl who I liked alot. I decided not to treat her like countless (true statement there, I was not a "nice boy" ) others, and did not immediately pursue the prize. Long story short, she got tired of waiting for me to make a move and one evening at her house she threw a glass of water in my lap, then asked "Do you want me to take your pants and put them in the dryer?"
We've been married blissfully for 11 years now.
Brian
01 Jul 05
Originally posted by AynatI like how you call him Angel, that's cool. Unfortunatley, I don't think my name can yield anything else, rather than what it already is.
Angel baby.....
I am a just a bit concerned about you....
But for you....fish scales.
😉
*sigh*
Cursed with a handle that can't be made into another cute nickname. Maybe that means it's perfect, the way it is.
How's THAT for getting off topic? Eh? Do ya like that? Yeah!
😛
01 Jul 05
Originally posted by Shanshu311What if you cheat and use the 3 as a backwards "E" , and the 1's as "L"s or "I"s ?
I like how you call him Angel, that's cool. Unfortunatley, I don't think my name can yield anything else, rather than what it already is.
*sigh*
Cursed with a handle that can't be made into another cute nickname. Maybe that means it's perfect, the way it is.
How's THAT for getting off topic? Eh? Do ya like that? Yeah!
😛