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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
What if you cheat and use the 3 as a backwards "E" , and the 1's as "L"s or "I"s ?
Then I would be:

EII=E2

ELL

ELI

EIL

Hmmm....not sure if any of those would work. Except Eli, but that's not very frosty. Maybe I'll just stick with Shanshu and leave the nickname stuff alone.

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
Then I would be:

EII=E2

ELL

ELI

EIL

Hmmm....not sure if any of those would work. Except Eli, but that's not very frosty. Maybe I'll just stick with Shanshu and leave the nickname stuff alone.
I thought you were going for a Bowmannesque anagram thingie .

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Originally posted by shavixmir
It's not disgusting.
And it works.

Do you know what they put in perfumes?
Des using equivalent male 'secretions' as aftershave work as well for guys? Ithink you should try it shav and tell us the results

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
I like how you call him Angel, that's cool. Unfortunatley, I don't think my name can yield anything else, rather than what it already is.

*sigh*

Cursed with a handle that can't be made into another cute nickname. Maybe that means it's perfect, the way it is.

How's THAT for getting off topic? Eh? Do ya like that? Yeah!


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Sublime to the Third.....

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Sunshine boy.....

shashulymi...not sure you'll get that one but I won't use it anyway...

And, my personal favorite....Sha-Shu sweetling....

Any thing else I can do for you my Suzerain, you wish is my..........well..........consideration.

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Ok, this thread has gone on long enough...Women, stop trying, men will never date you because you are evil, and I HAVE PROOF!


women = time x money

Now we all know time equals money, so
women = money x money

Everyone knows that money is the root of all evil, so
money = square root of evil

Put that in the equation,
women = (root of evil)squared(For two moneys)

Simplify,
women = evil

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Originally posted by Fat mans revenge
Ok, this thread has gone on long enough...Women, stop trying, men will never date you because you are evil, and I HAVE PROOF!


women = time x money

Now we all know time equals money, so
women = money x money

Everyone ...[text shortened]... evil)squared(For two moneys)

Simplify,
women = evil

-Fatty
Had a t-shirt with that on it. Great stuff. 🙂

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They actually do a more understandable version of that here

http://txfx.net/2004/09/11/women-evil/

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Originally posted by Fat mans revenge
[b]Ok, this thread has gone on long enough...Women, stop trying, men will never date you because you are evil, and I HAVE PROOF!
Hmmmmm, I would have thought that would be all the more reason to date women:

evil = wicked, naughty, wayward, unruly, indecent, lewd, lascivious, licentious, decadent and generally up to no good or full of devilment = women

And boys don't like that?

So showing up naked with a six-pack is a bad plan?

Darn, there goes the weekend! 😠

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Originally posted by Aynat
Hmmmmm, I would have thought that would be all the more reason to date women:

evil = wicked, naughty, wayward, unruly, indecent, lewd, lascivious, licentious, decadent and generally up to no good or full of devilment = women

And boys don't like that?

So showing up naked with a six-pack is a bad plan?

Darn, there goes the weekend! 😠
Don`t listen to him he is insane... evil women are great!!

so about that showing up naked with a sex erm six pack....

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Originally posted by Chakan
Don`t listen to him he is insane... evil women are great!!

so about that showing up naked with a sex erm six pack....
See, I know you're messing around but seriously, I hate girls who are actually proud of being "evil", like the ones who go around wearing shirts that say "B**CH" on them or something. My last girlfriend used that as an excuse for EVERYTHING, every freakin' thing... "Sorry, I'm just a b**ch", "Yeah, I know, I'm a b**ch", "Big deal, I'm a b**ch", etc etc, god it was so damn aggravating. Meh.

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
See, I know you're messing around but seriously, I hate girls who are actually proud of being "evil", like the ones who go around wearing shirts that say "B**CH" on them or something. My last girlfriend used that as an excuse for EVERYTHING, every freakin' thing... "Sorry, I'm just a b**ch", "Yeah, I know, I'm a b**ch", "Big deal, I'm a b**ch", etc etc, god it was so damn aggravating. Meh.
well pick the good girls then ... if you dont like it get out of it..no-ones making you go out with a b*itch,you choose your own path mr vulture,and buy her a t-shirt that says something nice on it

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Originally posted by fiesta
well pick the good girls then ... if you dont like it get out of it..no-ones making you go out with a b*itch,you choose your own path mr vulture,and buy her a t-shirt that says something nice on it
It's not like I knew she was a b**ch beforehand.... Why would I go out with a girl that I knew would make me miserable?

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
See, I know you're messing around but seriously, I hate girls who are actually proud of being "evil", like the ones who go around wearing shirts that say "B**CH" on them or something. My last girlfriend used that as an excuse for EVERYTHING, every freakin' thing... "Sorry, I'm just a b**ch", "Yeah, I know, I'm a b**ch", "Big deal, I'm a b**ch", etc etc, god it was so damn aggravating. Meh.
Please note: the women=evil idea was introduced by others....

You had a t-shirt that said so....

I am glad you got over whatever it was that make you get involved with the bimbo....

There is a guy variation to that, BTW. Usually as he drools over a girl that is not you: It's okay, hon, it's a guy thing. (looking doesn't bother me, drooling annoys me) And, for other things as well...it's a guy thing, all the guys do it....

And, Angel Baby, you deserve better...next time you run across someone who is proud of not being good enough....PM me and I'll sort you out! 😉

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
It's not like I knew she was a b**ch beforehand.... Why would I go out with a girl that I knew would make me miserable?
did she not have the t-shirt until after you started seeing her... usually the signs are there we just choose to ignore them and you are not alone probably lots of us here have realised the person they are/were involved with have a tendency to make us miserable we just have to decided how long to stand it for before bailing out.

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Originally posted by fiesta
did she not have the t-shirt until after you started seeing her... usually the signs are there we just choose to ignore them and you are not alone probably lots of us here have realised the person they are/were involved with have a tendency to make us miserable we just have to decided how long to stand it for before bailing out.
She didn't have a shirt that said that, you missunderstood what I wrote I guess. I'm sure everyone has seen one or two girls wearing a shirt like that though. But anyway, what "good girls" am I supposed to be going for? No girl is perfect obviously, and they're all gunna have things that irk me, so I'll stick to my system.

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