The Chinese woman's pots!

Originally posted by mikelom
Lesser, don't let one float! Your stool is a reflection of what you eat! 😉

It will only float back your way! 😏

You really need to learn how to flush.

Originally posted by Palynka
You really need to learn how to flush.

All the flushes in my toilets work fine. I just don't poop in the moonlight in my swimming pools, as you suggested you may. 😉

Originally posted by mikelom
as you suggested you may. 😉

Ah, the ever present "rubber, glue" response. Yawn.

Originally posted by Palynka
Ah, the ever present "rubber, glue" response. Yawn.

Your use of English expression is quite useless. What the heck did that last post mean?

"Rubber, glue" - response? Is that a Spanish termination?

I kindly wrote a clear response to your post. At least, try to do the same.

Originally posted by mikelom
Your use of English expression is quite useless. What the heck did that last post mean?

"Rubber, glue" - response? Is that a Spanish termination?

I kindly wrote a clear response to your post. At least, try to do the same.

My English is far from perfect, but I prefer English teachers who actually know a bit of that language. There you go, learn something:

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/I%27m_rubber,_you%27re_glue

Originally posted by Palynka
My English is far from perfect, but I prefer English teachers who actually know a bit of that language. There you go, learn something:

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/I%27m_rubber,_you%27re_glue

Errm, you expect me to read wiktionary and expect me to see it as English... you're having a laugh!

I am not even going near it... as it is American BS bastardised English.

Elephants and trees have trunks, not cars.

Boots are for spare cargo.. such a shate in a pass pool of dung and a need to drag out with extra space..... hence Wellington's boots.

Don't quote American to me as English... it is far from.... that's why your idiomatic and frugalities don't match your meaning for the European monsters....

So... yet again...I learn nothing from you but your one legged response of go learn something..... the exact of what you never do!



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And what exactly leads you to believe I am an English teacher? Maybe I am a French and Spanish teacher too.

You believe I am a piss head..... so how could I possibly be a responsible teacher around super children, if you at all believe I drink whiskey and beer all day long.....

Get you consistency right and I may actually respect your mark, one day. Doubt it though.... cos you're just too tremendous to be on a level that you've never been where I've been.

Originally posted by mikelom
Errm, you expect me to read wiktionary and expect me to see it as English... you're having a laugh!

I am not even going near it... as it is American BS bastardised English.

Elephants and trees have trunks, not cars.

Boots are for spare cargo.. such a shate in a pass pool of dung and a need to drag out with extra space..... hence Wellington's boots. ...[text shortened]... you but your one legged response of go learn something..... the exact of what you never do!

Hi mike!

Good to see you back

Originally posted by Red Night
Hi mike!

Good to see you back

Any comment on how mikelom thinks American English is "bastardised English"?

Originally posted by mikelom
Errm, you expect me to read wiktionary and expect me to see it as English... you're having a laugh!

I am not even going near it... as it is American BS bastardised English.

Elephants and trees have trunks, not cars.

Boots are for spare cargo.. such a shate in a pass pool of dung and a need to drag out with extra space..... hence Wellington's boots. ...[text shortened]... you but your one legged response of go learn something..... the exact of what you never do!

This isn't Colchester, so American English is 100% correct. You're only showing your parochialism.

Originally posted by Palynka
This isn't Colchester, so American English is 100% correct. You're only showing your parochialism.

American English? What's that?

I teach English. End of conversation.

The Americans admit they don't use superfluous English. So what's your Portugese problem? No wonder you can't even write 'whiskey' when trying to take the piss out of me. It's 'whisky' - English spelling!

Originally posted by mikelom
American English? What's that?

I teach English. End of conversation.

The Americans admit they don't use superfluous English. So what's your Portugese problem? No wonder you can't even write 'whiskey' when trying to take the piss out of me. It's 'whisky' - English spelling!

Then you're ignorant of the diversity of the language you teach. It's really sad any expat loser can "teach" a language without having any decent qualifications to do so.

This is an international site, so American English is as correct as your British English. You can pout all you like, but the facts will remain the same.

Originally posted by Palynka
Then you're ignorant of the diversity of the language you teach. It's really sad any expat loser can "teach" a language without having any decent qualifications to do so.

This is an international site, so American English is as correct as your British English. You can pout all you like, but the facts will remain the same.

Expat loser?.... whoa.... you disregardful tosser!

Got much more to qualify than you will ever have.

Have and always will have much more to give to deserved children than you could even venture into your pea brain to create. You are even more arrogant than I ever perceived you could be......

You are a sick loser.