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Originally posted by chrissyb
i do that in the multi storey car park !!! 😀
I hope your fella doesnt know that!! LOL!

I will tell him haha!!

😛

I bet your going to say "In reverse!"???😳

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Hmmm. Right about the SAD. I reckon the major depression one is way out though. 😕
Well, at least it sounds almost fun. 😉

I got "very high" for dysthymia, but the description didn't fit at all. 😕 The only thing which fits is that I am tired a lot.

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It seems like everyone is sick. Or maybe the drug companies want you to think that. HMMMMM...... they wouldn't do that would they????

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Originally posted by Dies Irae
It seems like everyone is sick. Or maybe the drug companies want you to think that. HMMMMM...... they wouldn't do that would they????
That's cool. I wouldn't mind some mix and match plls to sling down my throat. Let's have a party!

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Originally posted by Dies Irae
It seems like everyone is sick. Or maybe the drug companies want you to think that. HMMMMM...... they wouldn't do that would they????
You sound paranoid. Take a dose of Haldol.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
That's cool. I wouldn't mind some mix and match plls to sling down my throat. Let's have a party!
Me niether but why do they make you think you are all f-ed up in the head. They should just say "Here are some happy pills, you want em?" ANd I'd say "Give me one of the blues and a couple reds, and a yellow to top it off" but instead its like "You are sick and pathetic you need us" its like a drug pusher.

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Originally posted by rmacken
I hope your fella doesnt know that!! LOL!

I will tell him haha!!

😛

I bet your going to say "In reverse!"???😳
LMAO!!!

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Originally posted by Dies Irae
Me niether but why do they make you think you are all f-ed up in the head. They should just say "Here are some happy pills, you want em?" ANd I'd say "Give me one of the blues and a couple reds, and a yellow to top it off" but instead its like "You are sick and pathetic you need us" its like a drug pusher.
They have to make sure you are desperate enough to accept all the adverse effects.

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
Major Depression:High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder:Extremely High
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder:Extremely High
Postpartum Depression:N/A

i didn't know i was depressed, but it turns out i am, in several different ways.
the bipolar thing is no surprise, though.

huh.
Maybe you should go see a doctor about this?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
They have to make sure you are desperate enough to accept all the adverse effects.
Cigarette and alcohol companies are constantly telling me their product will kill me and I don't have a problem with that.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Maybe you should go see a doctor about this?
I'd recommend Strangelove. Then if there's no cure, at least his alligator can end things swiftly.

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Originally posted by Dies Irae
Cigarette and alcohol companies are constantly telling me their product will kill me and I don't have a problem with that.
Do alcohol products have big warnings on them over there? Not happened over here yet. Some of the tobacco product warnigns are amusing though. 😛

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Do alcohol products have big warnings on them over there? Not happened over here yet. Some of the tobacco product warnigns are amusing though. 😛
No just commercials that tell me I'll crash my car into a family of five if I have 2 beers and drive.

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Originally posted by Dies Irae
No just commercials that tell me I'll crash my car into a family of five if I have 2 beers and drive.
Don't do it!

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Don't do it!
But they can't touch the anti-weed commercials that have people running over kids on bikes and talking about how they raped someone or something while high.

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