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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
yep. antibiotics did nothing. apparently it's possible they will simply clear up in time, meanwhile i'm waiting to see a specialist who will cut my head off or something.

on the plus side, however, i have lots of nice new electronic gizmos, so i don't see why i should be as depressed as the online test thinks i am.
Cutting your head off will end your depression. I wouldn't advise it though as I figure it will cause other problems.

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Originally posted by lausey
Cutting your head off will end your depression. I wouldn't advise it though as I figure it will cause other problems.
What kind of problems? What about cutting off your feet, do you think that might cause problems, too?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
What kind of problems? What about cutting off your feet, do you think that might cause problems, too?
cut up your feet first...if you feel a bit depressed after that you know cutting them off will make you VERY depressed

edit: cutting them off may save you a few bob in shoes so that kind of equals it out i think

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The prozac has given me a slight inckling(sp?) into the fact I may slightly be depressed!?!?!?!? 🙄😵🙄😵🙄😵🙄😵

:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(

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Originally posted by ExpressiveOutburst
The prozac has given me a slight inckling(sp?) into the fact I may slightly be depressed!?!?!?!? 🙄😵🙄😵🙄😵🙄😵

:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(
don't do that s h i t EO.

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Originally posted by wucky3
cut up your feet first...if you feel a bit depressed after that you know cutting them off will make you VERY depressed
They (the uncut feet) are making me depressed, so I assume removing them would remove the depression. I was wondering about possible adverse side effects.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
They (the uncut feet) are making me depressed, so I assume removing them would remove the depression. I was wondering about possible adverse side effects.
I don't think you'll have adverse side effects as long as they're not your feet.

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Originally posted by reader1107
I don't think you'll have adverse side effects as long as they're not your feet.
But they are. Other people's feet don't make me depressed.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
But they are. Other people's feet don't make me depressed.
Oh yeah. Pain. I remember now. :'(

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Originally posted by ExpressiveOutburst
The prozac has given me a slight inckling(sp?) into the fact I may slightly be depressed!?!?!?!? 🙄😵🙄😵🙄😵🙄😵

:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(
I thought prozac made you feel like giving up prozac and giving up prozac made you depressed. Every time they talk a normal person into taking it they have a customer for life.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
But they are. Other people's feet don't make me depressed.
Unless they kick you.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Oh yeah. Pain. I remember now. :'(
Well, they usually don't hurt much if I don't walk. So what I really want is to be able to walk without pain, which I wouldn't be able to do without feet either. So maybe it's not such a good idea after all.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Unless they kick you.
I don't think that would make me feel depressed. And they usually don't.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Well, they usually don't hurt much if I don't walk. So what I really want is to be able to walk without pain, which I wouldn't be able to do without feet either. So maybe it's not such a good idea after all.
you could cut off your feet and have roller skates attached to your stumps??

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Originally posted by wucky3
you could cut off your feet and have roller skates attached to your stumps??
Now that's an idea! I'll discuss it with the doctor when I go to the hospital.

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