the first line of yer novel

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I think sir you are overlooking 'white' chocolate. (Or as I call it, 'the devil's food.' )

Jake Vandertrop broke wind wetly, let out a sigh and raised his hand. The other directors sat around the table in the boardroom looked at him nervously.

@fmf said
Jake Vandertrop broke wind wetly, let out a sigh and raised his hand. The other directors sat around the table in the boardroom looked at him nervously.

When he looked out of the window his eyes grew large as a set of saucers and he said: "What…?!"

In the beginning a god created good and evil. Just for a laugh.

@petewxyz said
LOL 🤣🤣🤣 For some reason that one works, that one's your novel!

@Torunn
Which helped him make up his mind and he decided not to let loose the iron seeking catalyst but instead turn it into a DNA analyser

in a cave on the island of three dead men, there was a journal with charred edges

Clarissa saw the letter for what it really was, and the future that it implied.

While it is true that nature abhors a vacuum, it equally true that my cat seems to hate it far worse......

Ordinarily, I wouldn't have shot a cardinal, but then, this was not to be an ordinary day, and he was no ordinary Cardinal either.

@moonbus
She saw the missile coming in and zapped it with her powerful handheld Xray projector, but missed the first time.

born under a bad sign
doin that crazy hand jive
i drifted down to new orleans
where i was lucky to be alive

Everything ended in a big ball of flame, however to begin at the beginning...

the sound of a breaking heart
is not the sharp shattering of glass
it's more of a creaking olde door
and the soft bump as it closes at last