The Halloween Limerick Competition

i put on my cheesemaster costume
and felt my inner rage bloom
i commenced total chaos
without considering the cost
and the cheese has filled up my tomb

As a ghost I love Halloween,
but this year I hadn't foreseen
this grim isolation
plaguing our nation,
let's hope they find a vaccine.

@rookie54 said
i put on my cheesemaster costume
and felt my inner rage bloom
i commenced total chaos
without considering the cost
and the cheese has filled up my tomb

There once lived a ghost in Dundee
who invited some witches for tea.
They gave him a fright,
they chased him all night
He thought: Somebody up there loves me.

@torunn said
There once lived a ghost in Dundee
who invited some witches for tea.
They gave him a fright,
they chased him all night
He thought: Somebody up there loves me.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
That's great!

@torunn said
There once lived a ghost in Dundee
who invited some witches for tea.
They gave him a fright,
they chased him all night
He thought: Somebody up there loves me.

There once was a Ghost from Nantucket,
Who scared out our poop in a bucket,
We ran from the hills; had plenty of thrills,
And hoped we could speedily truck it.

There once was this COVID-19
That topped every bug ever seen
The symptoms ranged wide
And attempted to hide
A secret assault on the spleen

Give me all of your candy
Or my girlfriend Sandy
Will cough in your face
What a disgrace
Such is the human race.

(Better?... Does that follow the rules?)

I was standing in line
I was short on time
I farted
The line parted
I made my advance
With crap in my pants!

@cheesemaster said
Give me all of your candy
Or my girlfriend Sandy
Will cough in your face
What a disgrace
Such is the human race.

(Better?... Does that follow the rules?)

@cheesemaster said
I was standing in line
I was short on time
I farted
The line parted
I made my advance
With crap in my pants!

@lemondrop said
no
your last line should rhyme with candy or Sandy

@cheesemaster said
This one wins!