The Halloween Limerick Competition

I think I'm going to buy a horse and go live in the mountains and stop bothering everyone.

Life is too hard. 🙁

Damn typos make me look bad.
Why the need for edit notification?

I met Suzianne
She was strangling a man
We walked down a road
We met GOAD
He took us to his abode.

(OK I'm done...it was fun)

As a cloud hid the moon from the sky
On the night when the witches still fly
I heard the hounds of hell
As I stumbled and fell
And the chill made me fear I would die

I’s brushed of me hat and I’s girded me britches
Looks up to Sire moon and rides high with me witches
With cat on the back we cruised o’er the town
Cacklin’ and cursing’ ‘cos we’ll ne’er drown
They lays in them’s beds while the fear coldly creeps
We’s hunting kiddies tonight and we’s playing’ fer keeps!

hahahhahahaha

Good but "apparently" it breaks the rules 🙄

@cheesemaster said
Good but "apparently" it breaks the rules 🙄

I gave you a thumbs up.
You owe me $2.95

the house trembled, groaned, and creaked
a chill ran down my back, and my pulse rate peaked
twas a black inkwell night
devoid of any light
and the creature that was hunting me, could hear my heart beat

Being a werewolf isn't much fun,
a little bit hairy, forgive me the pun.
I'm already howling at the moon
making fair maidens swoon,
and Halloween has barely begun.

There once was a witch from North Ealing
Whose cloak was somewhat revealing
She flew on her broom
But just in her room
Not scary, but rather appealing

Escape is new-birth from the coffin
Revenge it drives me - no stoppin’
I’m finally pain free
And I’m coming for thee
Your brains my love I’ll be chompin’

There once was a great Halloween
With costumes all new and unseen.
One Cory, a loner,
He went as Corona
And got beaten up black and green.

The battle twixt Biden and Trump
Which way will the votes be dumped?
I'm rootin' for Joe
(Even though he's 'so' old)
'Cause if Trump wins I know I'll throw up!

@cheesemaster said
Stupid rules!
I'll crush all y'all at chess!
Or arm wrestling!
Or Nintendo!
Or beer drinking!

Excuse me I have to get ready for my date with Suzianne 😏

A fat hairy masseur from Kos
Was employed as a wolf at great loss
He said really I'm able
To work at that table
You'll howl at the moon said his boss