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@divegeester saidBartender, I'd like two pints: something herbaceous and inspiring, and the last of your most disposable brew.
Drama queen alert 🚨
One for me and one to splash on my "frenemy" here, but not until after we have him wired up. 😉
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@yo-its-me saidMmm…
I forgot we put that bell on the bar.
So, what will it be?
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
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@the-gravedigger saidI think Dimi surrendered to a Ukrainian drone about four hours ago, but we're trying to arrange a special accommodation.
Bring wodka Dimitri!
Meanwhile I can also pour vodka. Second shelf okay with you?
Vodka in the glass like sparrows in the thunderland.
To your health, and may the people of our world resolve their various plights.
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@very-rusty saidI think he tried a "blue-light special" hat from K-Mart, but nobody cared.
Why do you have to announce your arrival? 😛 🙂
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@divegeester saidPerhaps a trawler could accommodate you?
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps… PLEASE!
I hear they often have crisps onboard for the seagulls.
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@divegeester saidI'm new at this, but I imagine The Eternal Bartender always enjoys ignoring the obnoxious customer.
Two pints of lager and a pack of crisps please…Oi , over here mate!
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08 Jan 23
@great-big-stees saidCan I get a decaf soy latte with an extra shot and cream, served in a shoe worn by Charlie Chaplin during the filming of the Great Dictator?
Well it’s been a while since last I was here. Seems quite quiet. “HELLO. Anybody around?”🤔