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The RHP Tavern on the Board is open

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Bartender, I'd like two pints: something herbaceous and inspiring, and the last of your most disposable brew.

One for me and one to splash on my "frenemy" here, but not until after we have him wired up. 😉

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Why do you have to announce your arrival? 😛 🙂

-VR

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I forgot we put that bell on the bar.
So, what will it be?

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Bring wodka Dimitri!

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@the-gravedigger said
Bring wodka Dimitri!
I think Dimi surrendered to a Ukrainian drone about four hours ago, but we're trying to arrange a special accommodation.

Meanwhile I can also pour vodka. Second shelf okay with you?

Vodka in the glass like sparrows in the thunderland.

To your health, and may the people of our world resolve their various plights.

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@very-rusty said
Why do you have to announce your arrival? 😛 🙂

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I think he tried a "blue-light special" hat from K-Mart, but nobody cared.

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Perhaps a trawler could accommodate you?

I hear they often have crisps onboard for the seagulls.

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I'm new at this, but I imagine The Eternal Bartender always enjoys ignoring the obnoxious customer.

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Well it’s been a while since last I was here. Seems quite quiet. “HELLO. Anybody around?”🤔

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@great-big-stees said
Well it’s been a while since last I was here. Seems quite quiet. “HELLO. Anybody around?”🤔
Can I get a decaf soy latte with an extra shot and cream, served in a shoe worn by Charlie Chaplin during the filming of the Great Dictator?

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