The RHP Tavern on the Board is open

@drewnogal said
I’d like a large dry white wine please Torunn. A bowl of olives and some dry roasted cashews would be nice too please 🙂

Btw (whispers) who is that attractive gentleman sitting over there?

No regular - new guest Drew. Suggest you take the seat next to him while I get your order - is he a foreigner maybe? An accent perhaps?

@torunn said
No regular - new guest Drew. Suggest you take the seat next to him while I get your order - is he a foreigner maybe? An accent perhaps?

Aghhhh, there you are. How are you doing, torunn?
I'm so glad to see you on. Not that I don't like Stees, it's just that you seem to have my order down pat.

Yes, a shot of Grey Goose vodka, a Sam Adams Light beer, and some Cheez Doodles 🙂

@earl-of-trumps said
Aghhhh, there you are. How are you doing, torunn?
I'm so glad to see you on. Not that I don't like Stees, it's just that you seem to have my order down pat.

Yes, a shot of Grey Goose vodka, a Sam Adams Light beer, and some Cheez Doodles 🙂

You're most welcome, Earl. Stees expressed the other day that as you are his favorite guest, he will insist on serving you himself.

@drewnogal said
I’d like a large dry white wine please Torunn. A bowl of olives and some dry roasted cashews would be nice too please 🙂

Btw (whispers) who is that attractive gentleman sitting over there?

Torunn, make sure she has but one…glass of wine.🤔😉

@great-big-stees said
Torunn, make sure she has but one…glass of wine.🤔😉

Why Stees, what are you suggesting? I merely thought it was Rusty, and he still owes me a tenner 🤨

@drewnogal said
Why Stees, what are you suggesting? I merely thought it was Rusty, and he still owes me a tenner 🤨

In what world do I owe you a tenner?

I am the one who lends money out, no interest.

-VR

@drewnogal said
Why Stees, what are you suggesting? I merely thought it was Rusty, and he still owes me a tenner 🤨

I thought, somewhere, that you’d written that more gives you a “headache”.🤔

@great-big-stees said
I thought, somewhere, that you’d written that more gives you a “headache”.🤔

We have spare rooms for guests with headache, we have booze and food for those without money, we also have room for people with no sense of humor and we are open around-the-clock, maybe with exception for the times when Stees plays golf and I play canasta. (There is a spare key under the empty yellow flower pot by the entrance.) And an instruction manual for the brand new coffee-machine. And a door mat saying Welcome, Bien venue, Willkommen, Välkommen!

@torunn said
We have spare rooms for guests with headache, we have booze and food for those without money, we also have room for people with no sense of humor and we are open around-the-clock, maybe with exception for the times when Stees plays golf and I play canasta. (There is a spare key under the empty yellow flower pot by the entrance.) And an instruction manual for the brand new coffee-machine. And a door mat saying Welcome, Bien venue, Willkommen, Välkommen!

Someone, who will be found out, has defaced the “welcome” bit. 😡 We are coming for you.👍

@torunn said

Three hot crumpets with butter and marmite please and a pot of Earl Grey served with a China teacup.

Thank you

@divegeester said
Three hot crumpets with butter and marmite please and a pot of Earl Grey served with a China teacup.

Thank you

Coming right up. I was trying to get some music on the jukebox but there was no sound. Something for Stees to fix, after his golf round of course.
Enjoy breakfast.

@torunn said
Coming right up. I was trying to get some music on the jukebox but there was no sound.

Thanks. Don’t bother with the jukebox at this time of the day; maybe some low level BBC Radio 3.

@divegeester said
Thanks. Don’t bother with the jukebox at this time of the day; maybe some low level BBC Radio 3.

Just a wee bit too eclectic for here.😲

@great-big-stees said
Just a wee bit too eclectic for here.😲

Well, if Stees can't, nobody can. He is the expert.