The RHP Tavern on the Board is open

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I Googled, 'what is the most complicated coffee ever ordered?' 🙂

Complications in food products is almost never a good idea.

I'll take Dunkin' Donuts instead. "I'll have a black coffee, please" 🙂

@earl-of-trumps said
Complications in food products is almost never a good idea.

I'll take Dunkin' Donuts instead. "I'll have a black coffee, please" 🙂

Absolutely, and fresh newspapers.

@torunn said
Absolutely, and fresh newspapers.

Do you iron your newspapers?

This is very important.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Do you iron your newspapers?

This is very important.

Of course we do.👏

@great-big-stees said
Of course we do.👏

With a steam iron sir. Not in a waffle iron.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
With a steam iron sir. Not in a waffle iron.

As Stees promised you ironed newspapers, he will do a good job. I will be in the backyard.

@torunn said
As Stees promised you ironed newspapers, he will do a good job. I will be in the backyard.

I would like to offer my services for FREE Beer,Wine & Cheese taster (I come highly recomended)

@torunn said
Absolutely, and fresh newspapers.

"Fresh newspapers" has an entirely different meaning in my house.

After all, I've had three or four litters of puppies through here.

@david-burton said
I would like to offer my services for FREE Beer,Wine & Cheese taster (I come highly recomended)

Excellent, just ask for Stees in the bar. 🙂

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Do you iron your newspapers?

This is very important.

Wow....People really still get the Newspaper?

That really is old school!

-VR

@very-rusty said
Wow....People really still get the Newspaper?

That really is old school!

-VR

The Tavern is built on traditions.

@torunn said
The Tavern is built on traditions.

My dear that is all well and good, but many of the old traditions are dying out.

Our Newspaper kept getting thinner and thinner to the point that I stopped my subscription as did many others.

-VR

@very-rusty said
My dear that is all well and good, but many of the old traditions are dying out.

Our Newspaper kept getting thinner and thinner to the point that I stopped my subscription as did many others.

-VR

So did I in real life, but the Tavern has a life of its own.

@torunn said
So did I in real life, but the Tavern has a life of its own.

Actually it is a fantasy tavern, but no need for us to go through all that again as it is a moot point now. 🙂

-VR