The RHP Tavern on the Board is open

@earl-of-trumps said
Holy Jeepers!

Themz the worst kind!! 😵

@torunn said
Maybe we can ask our guests to help us assemble a new set of furniture with the help of Ikea's instructions? 🙂

@ponderable said
I have assembled more than a dozen up to now, so i offer my help (if you trust a chemist with a hammer and a screwdriver 😉 )

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@ponderable said
I have assembled more than a dozen up to now, so i offer my help (if you trust a chemist with a hammer and a screwdriver 😉 )

Vodka wouldn't be on my list while assmbling furniture. Maybe some chamomile tea?

@ponderable said
Vodka wouldn't be on my list while assmbling furniture. Maybe some chamomile tea?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Vodka is never on my list.

@ponderable said
Vodka wouldn't be on my list while assmbling furniture. Maybe some chamomile tea?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Vodka is never on my list.

@great-big-stees said
You mentioned a screwdriver and I just….on never mind. Here’s your tea, enjoy.👍 What bit of furniture is it you’re going to construct for the Tavern? Send the expenses to me for prompt payment.😁

@ponderable said
I am not versed in cocktails...
Screwdriver and hammer is what one has to have to assemble IKEA furniture, allen key is provided.

@torunn said
I think Stees refers to 'screwdriver'. 🙂

@earl-of-trumps said
Yes, of course, Torunn. Orange juice and Vodka is a Screwdriver, and,
Prune juice and Vodka is a piledriver 🙂

@earl-of-trumps said
Prune juice and Vodka is a piledriver 🙂

@divegeester said
Sounds more like a poop-driver to me!