Where do babies come from?
He was 5 so, as recommended by my Dr Miriam Stoppard book, I kept it simple and answered the question. “It’s from a special place between where I wee and poo”. Off he wanders ... .
Three weeks later ..... “I think I can see that special place mummy?” We’re showering after his swimming lesson, I rinse the shampoo from my face to discover him at my feet gazing up at ‘that place’!
29 Mar 19
@ghost-of-a-duke said*enters thread to post this answer*
Why?
*scowls, beaten to the punch*
nyah nyah nyah!!!