Things kids say ...

Constant Gardener

29 Mar 19

30 Mar 19

I dared (name) to eat dirt. Is he going to die?

30 Mar 19

@great-big-stees said
I dared (name) to eat dirt. Is he going to die?

Mama! Mama! The doggies are stuck together again!

30 Mar 19

"Please!"
"No"
"Plleeeaaassse!!"
"No, because [insert very logical reason]"
"............Please?"
"No"
"PLEASE!"

"Jesus Christ, okay fine."

on the payroll

30 Mar 19

Let me do it!

wildly content...

30 Mar 19

dad???
can you help me get something off the computer without mom knowing???

30 Mar 19

@drewnogal said
Are we there yet?

#1 is WHY? I need a Nancy Pelosi "that's a clap line"

Gothenburg

30 Mar 19

I can do it, I can!

30 Mar 19

@torunn said
I can do it, I can!

My kids now. "Here. Hold my beer. Watch this"