08 Mar 16
Originally posted by wolfgang59A: This morning when I woke up and yet I can't get the terribly vivid ~ and utterly non-representative ~ dream out of my head.
A, That is a leading question - they do not.
Q. When did you stop beating your wife?
Q: Did you have a set of rarely used Royal Albert china cups, saucers and teapot kept in a glass-doored cupboard in the living room when you were a kid?
Originally posted by FMFA. Yes. My mother-in-law until recently had her "best crystal"
A: This morning when I woke up and yet I can't get the terribly vivid ~ and utterly non-representative ~ dream out of my head.
Q: Did you have a set of rarely used Royal Albert china cups, saucers and teapot kept in a glass-doored cupboard in the living room when you were a kid?
gathering dust in a cupboard - wedding present! She said they
were too good to use. After ridiculing that idea she got them
out the following Sunday and we chipped one. 😞
edit: http://www.trademe.co.nz/antiques-collectables/other/auction-1045087045.htm
Q. I'm about to have a new lawn hydro-seeded. Anyone done it?😀
10 Mar 16
Originally posted by wolfgang59A: Good grief. I feel as if this question is addressed directly to me. And I do wonder why you would single me out. Gardening? As I said, good grief.
Q. I'm about to have a new lawn hydro-seeded. Anyone done it?😀
Q: Why do cats sleep so much when they so often seem to actually do very little?
10 Mar 16
Originally posted by FMFA. Probably best to ask the "cats" people who will then get back to your people post haste.
A: Good grief. I feel as if this question is addressed directly to me. And I do wonder why you would single me out. Gardening? As I said, good grief.
Q: Why do cats sleep so much when they so often seem to actually do very little?
Q. Why?
Originally posted by FMFA. Most carnivores do. The poor herbivores stay awake for 23 hours munching.
A: Good grief. I feel as if this question is addressed directly to me. And I do wonder why you would single me out. Gardening? As I said, good grief.
Q: Why do cats sleep so much when they so often seem to actually do very little?
Q. What on earth goes into tinned spaghetti?
Originally posted by FMFA. Crisp flavour selection is a paradigm of how we all live our lives. There will be days when we are in the mood for something different, a prawn cocktail or a barbecued beef, but we couldn't handle those 'flavours' every day, when for the most part, life requires something plain and manageable.
A: Children's spoons. Sometimes forks, or even fingers.
Q: Why are 'plain' crisps (US: potato chips) the most popular flavour?
Q. What is the best way to shake a cold?
11 Mar 16
Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeA: chicken soup.
A. Crisp flavour selection is a paradigm of how we all live our lives. There will be days when we are in the mood for something different, a prawn cocktail or a barbecued beef, but we couldn't handle those 'flavours' every day, when for the most part, life requires something plain and manageable.
Q. What is the best way to shake a cold?
Q: How old were you when you had chicken pox?
12 Mar 16
Originally posted by wolfgang59A: This issue will be moot if the UK votes to extract itself from the grip of Europe's pedantic rules and regulations.
Q. Is the acronym for acronym "A."?
Q: Why was North Korea's 'dog bites man' announcement that it was ready to use nuclear weapons at any time seen as controversial when all nations that own nuclear weapons ~ according to the logic of deterrence ~ must essentially take exactly the same stance about the possible use of the weapons they have?