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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Q: Why are some pets (dogs) so protective of their owners?
A: Because they can't open tin cans with paws.

Q: At the end of the 1990s, a survey conducted in the UK revealed that 'the world's most dramatic event of the C20th' most often cited was the death of Princess Diana. Can it be argued that they were right?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: Because they can't open tin cans with paws.

Q: At the end of the 1990s, a survey conducted in the UK revealed that 'the world's most dramatic event of the C20th' most often cited was the death of Princess Diana. Can it be argued that they were right?
A: Yes. There are people on this website that argue the earth is only 6,000 years old and that evolution is 'just a bunch of made up crap'. So I think this pretty conclusively demonstrates that people can argue just about anything.

Q: Why do milk jugs, which have only one raison d'etre, so often pour milk so badly?

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Originally posted by Rank outsider
A: Yes. There are people on this website that argue the earth is only 6,000 years old and that evolution is 'just a bunch of made up crap'. So I think this pretty conclusively demonstrates that people can argue just about anything.

Q: Why do milk jugs, which have only one raison d'etre, so often pour milk so badly?
A: Pour design.

Q: Is this life all there is?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Q: Is this life all there is?
A: There's no convincing evidence that there is 'anything else' ~ other than in the imagination, superstition and sincere hopes of billions of people.

Q: Why hasn't anyone made a children's movie where an airliner crashes into a train that's ploughing into the cars colliding on the first bend of a Formula 1 circuit?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: There's no convincing evidence that there is 'anything else' ~ other than in the imagination, superstition and sincere hopes of billions of people.

Q: Why hasn't anyone made a children's movie where an airliner crashes into a train that's ploughing into the cars colliding on the first bend of a Formula 1 circuit?
A. Lack of awareness of the thrill seeking interests and instant gratification orientation of the younger crowd.

Q. When we die our material beings (bodies) gradually decompose and return to dust but what happens to our immaterial beings
(our memories, our knowledge, our beliefs, our individual personalities and unique selfhood)?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
A. Lack of awareness of the thrill seeking interests and instant gratification orientation of the younger crowd.

Q. When we die our material beings (bodies) gradually decompose and return to dust but what happens to our immaterial beings
(our memories, our knowledge, our beliefs, our individual personalities and unique selfhood)?
A. They cease immediately (sorry).

Q. How did Easyjet check-in staff think you were supposed to answer the question 'Has anyone put anything in your luggage without your knowledge?'

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Q. When we die our material beings (bodies) gradually decompose and return to dust but what happens to our immaterial beings (our memories, our knowledge, our beliefs, our individual personalities and unique selfhood)?
A: Yep, sorry, it's all over. Knowledge and impressions of us linger in the minds of those who survive us. There's not a single jot of evidence to the contrary from 2 million years of human history.

Q: What is the single most best line/couplet of lyrics in the history of rock and pop (say post 1960)?

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Originally posted by Rank outsider
A. They cease immediately (sorry).

Q. How did Easyjet check-in staff think you were supposed to answer the question 'Has anyone put anything in your luggage without your knowledge?'
A. Superficial criteria embedded in the "Easyjet check-in staff" job description.

Q. What are your two favorite cuisines?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: Yep, sorry, it's all over. Knowledge and impressions of us linger in the minds of those who survive us. There's not a single jot of evidence to the contrary from 2 million years of human history.

Q: What is the single most best line/couplet of lyrics in the history of rock and pop (say post 1960)?
A. Nuns run bald through Vatican halls, pregnant, pleadin' immaculate conception

Q. If you could attend any historical/political event in the last 40 years, what would it be?

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Originally posted by Rank outsider
Q. If you could attend any historical/political event in the last 40 years, what would it be?
A: The resignation of Soeharto in May 1998.

Q: For me the film The Choirboys was the worst film (or TV series) adaptation of a novel ever. What is the worst one for you?

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Originally posted by Rank outsider
Q: Why do milk jugs, which have only one raison d'etre, so often pour milk so badly?
A: Their design was delegated to a committee.

Q: Are the Greek elected officials who are negotiating a solution to the debt crisis, right now, amorally speaking, the most successful politicians in Europe?

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Originally posted by FMF
A: Their design was delegated to a committee.

Q: Are the Greek elected officials who are negotiating a solution to the debt crisis, right now, amorally speaking, the most successful politicians in Europe?
A: Possibly but then anything is possible I suppose if given time.

Q:Why is it, for the most part, that most news items tend to be about "sad" things?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A: Possibly but then anything is possible I suppose if given time.

Q:Why is it, for the most part, that most news items tend to be about "sad" things?
A. "sad" sells

Q. why does god hate amputees?

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Originally posted by lemondrop
A. "sad" sells

Q. why does god hate amputees?
A: You may just have opened Pandora's Box.

Q: Is FIFA really corrupt?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Q: Is FIFA really corrupt?
A: Yes, and it all stems from healthy young men insisting on being paid to play the Beautiful Game.

Q: Do 'Mohammed cartoons' ~ and the murder and outrage attendant thereto ~ advance or hamper the struggle for the right to free speech in parts of the world where that right is still fragile or imperilled, or culturally 'alien' ?

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