Thou shalt not steal.

@woodgirl said
Ever had anything stolen?

@fmf said
I lost a gold St.Christopher medallion that my mother had given me when I left Britain. I knew who'd stolen it but they just flat out denied it. It hurt.

@ogb said
who gives a thumbs down for this OP ? and why...

@woodgirl said
It’s because I’m in The Gang and they're not.

@woodgirl said
It’s because I’m in The Gang and they're not.

@fmf said
OK you've chosen to be explicit. There is also the more discreet They Shall Know Us By Our Thumbs approach.

@woodgirl said
And by our soft steps as we gently walk, in bare feet.

@woodgirl said
And by our soft steps as we gently walk, in bare feet.

@woodgirl said
And by our soft steps as we gently walk, in bare feet.

@fmf said
Guitar amplifier, immediately prior to a gig.

@gambrel said
One time at a rent party my band was putting on, in the middle of my guitar solo I noticed a dude that was the spittin image of Jimmy Page. After we finished our set he walked up to me and we started talking.
Me: Has anyone ever told you, you look like Jimmy Page?
Jimmy: Yeah mate, I get that all the time, good thing I'm Jimmy Page.
I looked at him like, yeah rrrright.
Wi ...[text shortened]... , some chords, some licks and riffs. Then he hands it back to me.
Jimmy: Nope, it's not the guitar.

@fmf said
I once got into an altercation outside a bar. There was quite a kerfuffle which was exploited by an unknown person to steal my mobile phone which was on my table next to my beer.

@the-gravedigger said
Is there anyone on here who could give you a lesson in how to duff up phone thieves?

a camera which still had some naughty pictures on the SD card

Only my heart. Twice. Never returned.