thoughts that keep me awake at night

@rookie54 said
"i have invented an air purifier/freshener that works just by imagining it to be so"

"you say insipid ridiculousness with aplomb"

"no really, in fact, when you think about it, it makes scents"

Why is there always so much month left at the end of the money ?

a man reveals a bottle of liquid flame
and cackles in a language nought yet heard by human ears
as he brandishes the ignition source the anticipation of the crowd grows

as one entity, they train their video cameras upon the spectacle
one spoilsport calls for help

@rookie54 said
a man reveals a bottle of liquid flame
and cackles in a language nought yet heard by human ears
as he brandishes the ignition source the anticipation of the crowd grows

as one entity, they train their video cameras upon the spectacle
one spoilsport calls for help

tornados and cicadas
and falling airplane parts
the moon needs a timezone
another random collection of junk

The saying
"By three methods we may learn wisdom:
First, by reflection, which is noblest;
Second, by imitation, which is easiest;
and Third by experience, which is the bitterest"
is credited to whom?

rookie54

*jeopardy theme music plays*

0% Virgil

0% FMF

0% Descartes

0% DJT

50% Socrates

50% Confucius

2 votes • Final results

the required peremptory caveat -
i am not an historian and do not know for any level of certainty that these are facts
but i do like to pretend i know stuff

rookie54

When did Christians first celebrate Christmas Day on 25 December?

40% 336

0% 120

20% 1776

0% 787

40% 1954

0% 553

5 votes • Final results

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@moonbus said
Why is there always so much month left at the end of the money ?

it's too late to change yer mind
we cain't turn back the hands of time

who the heck decided to name them houseflies?
it seems to me that "yardflies" would suffice, and perhaps,
just maybe,
the lil buzzers wouldn't be so inclined to cruise right thru the open doors of the shack and stay the heck outside

last night i dreamed i was the tremolo setting on carlos santana's guitar
while i was awake

@rookie54 said
last night i dreamed i was the tremolo setting on carlos santana's guitar
while i was awake

@Drewnogal said
Last night I dreamed I was Carlos Santana’s guitar.

the prescription for my anti-murder pills ran out
dammit