thoughts that keep me awake at night

@Torunn said
Not very pleasant thoughts especially at night.

For me, family affairs mostly.

@Great-Big-Stees said
Is that still on TV?😲

i began a quest
to read random quotes by kafka

now i'm awake

Which of these folks did not audition for the TV series "The Monkees"?

rookie54

trivia, amirite?

0% Davy Jones

0% Stephen Stills

33% Charles Manson

67% David Bowie

3 votes • Final results

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i found a new dating site for folks my age
it's called Carbon Dating

when binge watching lock pickers and handcuff slippers
keep the volume low
listening to karens screeching and beeching
might cause yer blood pressure to blow


now to watch two hours of demolition explosions

today in the furtherance of my youtube education i learned from the fbi about body language when being interrogated
i learned pickpocketing from a bonafide street urchin with the dubious name of "the artful dodger"
i learned building demolition by certified explosives experts
and how to paint like bob ross by salvador dali

when i get enough credits i'll graduate and become a professor of life coach
then we'll get to watch capitalism in real time as i become rich

flea collars are a flea invention designed to give dogs fleas