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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
Want to mourn the skin cells you shed every day and that skin cancer they just removed from your mother (hypothetically, I'm not saying she has cancer). How about the bacteria you killed last time you washed your hands, don't they deserve a moment of silence. Or the sperm that didn't make it and got killed by your wife/girlfriend's immune system. ...[text shortened]... ntial for a human is not the same thing as being one. No brain = no person. "Cells is Cells"
Man, a post such as yours can only come from one source, and it isn't your brain unless you use your brain for defecating...🙄

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
That's OK. You may not have a girlfriend anymore, but you got two palms named Rosie and Desi and their ten sisters, so go easy on the sand paper these days...you don't want to scratch up your hands...Mr. Tiny won't like that...and phuk your Dolphins...! Jerk-OFF!!

By the way, since she "chumped" your @ss, did you ask your ex-girlfriend if I could have a peek in her panties yet? Tell her to PM me...😉
Uh huh, cause all that is supposed to get under my skin or something. You're pathetic, homie, one of those punks who is so outspoken and ready for a fight over a computer but would easily wuss out if I was in your face. I can at least be absolutely honest and completely true to myself with everything I do and say, and it's because of that that you absolutely can't offend me. You, on the other hand, have had me mentioning football in your little "9/11-give-me-recs-cause-I'm-patriotic" thread in the back of your puny little mind this whole time. You're an absolute loser. Have a nice day.

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Kev got dumped and it's 9-11 time?
I doubt that.

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
Probably 'cause you cared more about a football game on 9-11-05, and the Dolphins no less, than the memory of 9-11-01; if that's the case, give her a kudos from me for dumping your @ss, and tell her she has class......you know what I'm talking about, right vulture? 😉
(Remembering September 11th thread)...go back and read...

By the way, does y ...[text shortened]... lfriend like 44 year old men in good shape? 😀

Edit: OK, I took out "stupid"....happy now?
Aha, you are the instigator.

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
Uh huh, cause all that is supposed to get under my skin or something. You're pathetic, homie, one of those punks who is so outspoken and ready for a fight over a computer but would easily wuss out if I was in your face. I can at least be absolutely honest and completely true to myself with everything I do and say, and it's because of that that you ...[text shortened]... n the back of your puny little mind this whole time. You're an absolute loser. Have a nice day.
LOL...ah, a real man with 'feelings'....I bet you're a Metrosexual...I'm not trying offend you; trust me, if I wanted to offend you it would have happened days ago. I'm just trying to open YOUR puny little teen mind to the fact that there's more to life than the Dolphins...like a real world that you seem unaware of. Yeah, I'd probably wuss out if you were in my face knowing what your lips were wrapped around just minutes before. It's a loser who sits around and 'pines' for the girl they had a crush on and regrets not getting past first base with her before he got 'dumped'....when you become a 'real man', you'll realize that you win some and you lose some....here's some advise: don't wash your fingers so fast, breathe deep the rich scent of wet womanhood, and file the memory scent in the deep recesses of your gridiron brain so when baseball season '06 starts and you're still pining away for your lost-love, you'll know what you've been missing all winter while watching the Dolphins....lose. Have a nice day scavenger.....

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
LOL...ah, a real man with 'feelings'....I bet you're a Metrosexual...I'm not trying offend you; trust me, if I wanted to offend you it would have happened days ago. I'm just trying to open YOUR puny little teen mind to the fact that there's more to life than the Dolphins...like a real world that you seem unaware of. Yeah, I'd probably wuss o ...[text shortened]... 've been missing all winter while watching the Dolphins....lose. Have a nice day scavenger.....
Do you sit in front of a mirror and practise this or does it come to you naturally?

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
LOL...ah, a real man with 'feelings'....I bet you're a Metrosexual...I'm not trying offend you; trust me, if I wanted to offend you it would have happened days ago. I'm just trying to open YOUR puny little teen mind to the fact that there's more to life than the Dolphins...like a real world that you seem unaware of. Yeah, I'd probably wuss o ...[text shortened]... 've been missing all winter while watching the Dolphins....lose. Have a nice day scavenger.....
Okay see, you're like way over here and I'm way on the other end of the spectrum. I watch football for three hours a week, and besides that it's never even a topic. And who's complaining? I feel absolutely blessed with how things went, and I'm not bothering explaining anything any further.I can admit that I probably wouldn't say what I'm about to say to someone in real life because I don't like hurting people like that, but I guarentee I'm happier now, a day after being dumped, then you are for most of the time in your life, just based on the fact that you chose a time when you seem to think I'm vulnerable to seek revenge for this stupid little issue you have. Only a trully miserable, pathetic lowlife would get off on doing something like that. I'm amazed you've even gotten three posts out of me, you're just stupid.

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
Okay see, you're like way over here and I'm way on the other end of the spectrum. I watch football for three hours a week, and besides that it's never even a topic. And who's complaining? I feel absolutely blessed with how things went, and I'm not bothering explaining anything any further.I can admit that I probably wouldn't say what I'm about ...[text shortened]... something like that. I'm amazed you've even gotten three posts out of me, you're just stupid.
LOL...I'm not amazed I've gotten three posts out of you. It proves that I have gotten "under your skin", which is what you deserved in the first place. You see, you are a teen or young adult who doesn't know much about life and the stuggle this country is in against the forces of evil who are hell-bent on destroying you and me and our way of life which, incidentally, is football, baseball, and apple-pie. 2000 Americans about your age have died fighting while you sit on the couch and watch your beloved Dolphins...the same team some of these dead soldiers, sailors and Marines favored...the same team some of those 3000 people in the WTC probably liked. I honestly don't hate you my friend; I like you for throwing chit right back at me, but I'm trying to teach you a lesson that obviously some adults, be it your teachers or parents, simply haven't done....at least it seemed so in your reply about 9-11. Maybe I'm going overboard with this issue, and that is a fault of mine because I'm passionate to a fault about America. Some posters think I'm a "whacko-patriot". I am!! I come from a military service background dating back to the Civil War. I've served 19 of my 44 years on earth in the Navy and Coast Guard and have been to a lot of places oversees and in the U.S., so I see how good we have it here. I obviously come from a different or "square" generation, as some of the "enlightened" dickweeds on this website like to remind me. When I read these Euro-trash talkers and lefty limp-wristed Americans bash my country and what it stands for, I don't sit idly by and shush my mouth in the name of PC or in order not to offend our "supposed" allies and look like the "ugly" American...I already am ugly; check out RHP faces. I'm really glad that you got over your girlfriend so quickly....I probably would have stalked her for a year and poisoned her pussy...the four-legged one that is....no, I'm just joking...I'd never do anything that crazy or evil...I love cats. I would have wished her well and gone about my way as you seem to be doing...good for you....this "stupid" little issue I have involves YOU in case you don't realize it 'cause if we have a draft, YOU are going to IRAQ or Afghanistan...all I ask is that you think about what I'm saying and have said, and if I offended you, I apologize. I apologize about the crude remarks about your ex-gilrfriend. That was immature of me, but emotional intelligence takes over once in a while. This is all that I have to say to you on this issue. I apologize to you and everybody else for hi-jacking this thread, but I'd do it again and am sure that I will in the future if I see something that needs addressing. Take care, youngman, and enjoy the games tomorrow and on Sunday. Peace.....good luck to your Dolphins....

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
Do you sit in front of a mirror and practise this or does it come to you naturally?
Naturally...why?...😀

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
LOL...I'm not amazed I've gotten three posts out of you. It proves that I have gotten "under your skin", which is what you deserved in the first place. You see, you are a teen or young adult who doesn't know much about life and the stuggle this country is in against the forces of evil who are hell-bent on destroying you and me and our way of l ...[text shortened]... youngman, and enjoy the games tomorrow and on Sunday. Peace.....good luck to your Dolphins....
I'm not reading all that.

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
I'm not reading all that.
You will...probably already have....if not, your loss....asta la vista...

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Wow. I'm surprised SV didn't write any hate posts aimed at me.

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
And I'm not gunna complain about it.
Look at it on the bright side, at least there's a big hurricane heading for houston!

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Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
Look at it on the bright side, at least there's a big hurricane heading for houston!
Yeah, and the next heat wave that kills 40,000 elderly Europeans, no matter that the majority were French, as it did a couple of years ago, or a major flooding event takes place where you live, remember your stupid remark to Vulture, @ss-munch.....go visit an American soldier's cemetary in your pathetic little hole-in-the-ground country (below sea level?) and ask for an apology......dickhead!

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
You will...probably already have....if not, your loss....asta la vista...
It's hasta la vista...

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